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pattyd's epic rap - pattyd lyrics

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[intro: pattyd]
this goes out to all my boys on clash of the clan
you know who you are, purple dancers!
oh yeah, pattyd! 2016, 20th century, bruh
gonna hook it up in this hizzle, with my whistle
yeah. mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, yup. yup, mhmm

[verse 1: pattyd]
well, i wake up in the morning with cereal
i eat the cereal, but not all the way
’cause i am pattyd
and i am very edgy, like bruce wayne

so, i wake up, i go outside for a drink
of soda pop (my favorite is “bubblegum”)
my friend doesn’t like bubblegum
so he died on clash of the clan (memories, bro)

[verse 2: pattyd, -cousin petunia-]
i just hit my dad’s pickup truck
because i was driving around without some luck
and then i hit my favorite bird outside, got really hurt (-mehico, mehico, mehi-mehico-)
so, that’s my cousin, petunia. (i mean, i mean my girlfriend, petunia, definitely not my cousin!)

[verse 3: pattyd]
purple dancers, why did you have to die?
spent $700 on candy crush
have you ever made a snowball out of slush?
it’s very annoying if you get hit in the face!
really annoying if you get hit in the face
really annoying if you get hit in the face
-mumbling- hit in the face
really annoying if you get hit in the face
really annoying if you get hit in the face

- pattyd lyrics

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