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weed man - paranoid castle lyrics

[intro]
uhh
this song is kinda ironic

[verse 1]
what do you do when you wanna get high
and you look in your stash and your stash has gone dry?
well you call up your guy and say “can you come by?”
and he usually replies “i’ll be there in 10 minutes”
you finished the conversation and thus begins the waiting
big fat buds is what you’re antic-p-ting
there’s nothing but razz in your pipe and in your bong
you start stressing hoping it won’t be long
pacing back and forth, calling him again
but he don’t answer, he’s watching cnn
on his couch blowing smoke out his mouth
son of a b-tch, he isn’t even en route
10 minutes my -ss, man it’s been like
2 hours and i need some smoke in my windpipe
this is some bullsh-t, you have to understand
but it always happens when you’re waiting on the weed man

[chorus]
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man

[verse 2]
finally, motherf-cker take your shoes off
and who’s this other random dude that you just brought?
sit down and pack me a complimentary
it feels like i’ve been waiting an eternity
i’ll take a 50 sack, no, make it 2
cause i don’t wanna see your tardy -ss no time soon
you’re like the worst weed man of the century
i missed my goal -ssh0l-, it’s 4:23
i gotta get my girlfriend at 5:15
i got some place to be and now you don’t wanna leave
you wanna explain conspiracy theories
and watch dvds with commentaries
to get you out of my house i’ll say anything
“i’m getting married and i have to get the wedding ring”
this is some bullsh-t, you have to understand
but it always happens when you waiting on the weed man

[chorus]
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man
waiting on the weed man

- paranoid castle lyrics

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