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they’re throwin’ a rock ‘n’ roll party at a nudist camp
i saw porgy the driver p-ss an electric amp
everybody famous is gonna be there
i wonder what sonny and cher are gonna wear
whew, mohair

lovable linda and betty best
were on oppose sides of a toothpaste test
linda said “i got seven cavities less”
ooh, but betty’s got ten percent more bad breath
what a loser

my brother bill he married a horse
everyone’s pushing him to get a divorce
bill said “hey man, she may be fat and ugly, but i ain’t no jerk”
but just a dress a month, she rides me on her back to work

i bought the greatest watch last week
it does everything but eat and sleep
it’s dust proof, it’s water proof, it’s shock proof
it’s guaranteed, it cannot be destroyed
it was stolen

two old ladies sitting in the sand
each one wishing the other was a man
well now she may be old about 74 years
but she’s not too old to shift her gears
there she goes

i was sitting in the shower watchin’ a tv show
when a man comes on and says hey there’s somethin’ i should know
he says i’m living my life in a kleenex box
he says “look at your collars, you need more clorox”
and i know he’s a communist

- p f sloan lyrics

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