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mr. officer - p (band) lyrics

hey there mister officer, why’d you shoot my dog?
if i took a sh*t, my friend, you’d probably shoot the log
why, why, why do you do me this way?
you can’t f*ck your gorgeous wife
plus, your son is g*y, yea

hey there, mister officer
your son is a f*g
i saw him on east twelfth street with a knock off gucci bag!
why, why, why do you do me this way?
you can’t f*ck your gorgeous wife
plus, your son is g*y

*instrumental*

hey there, mister officer, why not put down your gun?
you and me should get together and have s*x with your son!
why, why, why do you do me this way?
you can’t f*ck your gorgeous wife
plus, your son is g*y

okay ladies and p*n*s holsters, what we’re talking about here
is an ak*10 white, globally trimmed, zero fire time correct it
envelope modifying rat*nosed leather black first manufacturing facility
somewhere
at a secret location
perhaps in a building shaped like a doughnut in lufkin, texas
lufkin, the home town of the chick o stick
and also, i’d like to talk about lesbian veterinarians
ball choppers
the motherf*ckers
the ones you should stay away from
god bless them, but should they fry now
i would be a happy man
and also, if for one day
for one day only
i could wear the battle garb
the battle garb donned by the bravest
synagogue*going*to motherf*ckers there ever was
and them’s the godd*mned jewish preachers on the battlefield
and what do they do?
they gotta protect their heads
with camouflage yarmulkes
camouflage yarmulkes dominate the scene
when i go to bed at night, of yarmulkes, i dream
why, why, why do you do me this way?
you can’t f*ck your gorgeous wife
plus, your son is g*y
somewhere wearing yarmulkes for various intents
some i wear to scare the kids, some i give
to the president
why, why, why do you do me this way?
you can’t f*ck your gorgeous wife
plus, your son is g*y
a h0m*s*xual man in the house of the cop
we shall live unhindered forever
bunnies dancing in a field of h0m*s*xual policeman kissing us
now

- p band lyrics

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