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a voicemail from ormia washington 3 - ormia washington lyrics

a voicemail from ormia washington 3 lyrics

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(verse 1)

hey it’s me
ormia washington
i was just calling
cause you know
the holidays are quickly approaching
and i’m currently at the grocery store
i’ve noticed over the past
couple of weeks
you have been really posting
you know food pictures
you know
hashtag cooking it up
hashtag in the kitchen
and i just
i just thought it would be a good time
to tell you that
you really can’t cook
you know
i know those
those
those
plates face down in the trash can
should be a very clear indicator
that your food is actually nasty
i think it’s time for you to invest
in like the already prepared food
that they sale at the grocery store
girl i’m over here now
they have an entire section
macaroni and cheese
green beans
potato salad
all kind of stuff
girl i even seen a whole chicken
already seasoned
prepared just for you
all you gotta do is put it in the microwave
you know i don’t eat that meat but
you know
i
i think it’s a really good investment
your kitchen etiquette
isn’t really good either
i mean who cleans meat
in a sink full of dirty dishes
like i’m pretty sure
your mom should a taught you better then that
but those concoctions
you coming up with in the kitchen
are not working
there
there not
i think it’s so funny
how you
you use to hashtag
feed your man before he leave ya
and
i think him leaving you
was a clear indicator
of not just
how weak your food is in the kitchen
but
also how weak your food is in your underwear
i’m just saying
i’m just saying
so
call me back when you get this voicemail
you know i don’t want you to take it personal
there are thousands of people
every year who upload
photos of food
that’s disgusting
and unlike them you have me
someone who really cares about you
not just your mental health
but also your stomach
and my stomach
and
i just think it’s
i think it’s a shame
how every year
somebody goes to the hospital
after they come to your house
and
i don’t think it’s a coincidence
i think
your probably
poisoning them
with your nasty food
so call me back
um
maybe we can take some lessons
before
you know the holidays really hit
and you know
i’m gonna support you regardless of what you do
but just please
please stop cooking
i love you
bye

- ormia washington lyrics

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