meet the plastics - original broadway cast of mean girls lyrics
[cady, spoken]
woah. who is at that table there?
[damian, spoken]
don’t look at them, just don’t!
(sung)
we call those three ‘the plastics’
they’re shiny, fake, and hard
[janis]
they play their little mind games
all around the schoolyard
[damian]
they might insult your clothing
or make fun of your name
[janis]
like they mocked jen moorec-ck
till she burst into flame
[damian, spoken]
and ms. moorec-ck was a teacher..
[janis, spoken]
regina george is the queen bee. she’s always dressed up, she always wins spring fling queen. we’re just drones who work for her, then die.
[regina]
my name is regina george
and i am a m-ssive deal
fear me, love me
stand and stare at me
and these, these are real
i’ve got money and looks
i am, like, drunk with power
this whole school
humps my leg like a chihuahua
i’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen
i never weigh more than one-fifteen
my name is regina george
and i am a m-ssive deal
i don’t care who you are
i don’t care how you feel
[janis, spoken]
that’s gretchen wieners, she knows everything about everybody.
[damian, spoken]
that’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.
[gretchen]
yes, regina
no, regina
every waking hour
i spend making sure regina
george can stay in power
if regina is the sun
then i’m a disco ball
’cause i’m just as bright and fun
if you’ve had alcohol
i worm your secrets out of you
and bring them to my master
then i watch regina make your life a big disaster
[damian, janis]
disaster!
[gretchen]
regina is the queen
but i’m the head of worker bees
as i am seated at her right hand
[damian, gretchen]
like a jewish princess jesus
[janis, spoken]
that is karen smith:
the dumbest person you will ever meet
[damian, spoken]
i once saw her put a “d” in the word “orange.”
[karen, sung]
my name is karen
my hair is shiny
my t–th are perfect
my skirt is tiny
it barely covers
my perky hiney
my name is karen
i may not be smart
(spoken)
that’s it.
[regina]
right
we never really do this
but how’d you like to
have lunch with us this week?
[cady, spoken]
oh, it’s okay, i…
[regina, sung]
no, no need for you to thank us
there’s no need to even speak
[gretchen]
you’re new and you don’t know things
you need good friends who can tell you what to think
see you here same time tomorrow
[karen]
on wednesdays we wear pink
[regina, gretchen, karen]
on wednesdays we wear pink!
[all overlap]
[regina]
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
[gretchen]
yes, regina
no, regina
every waking hour
i spend making sure regina
george can stay in power
if regina is the sun
then i’m a disco ball
’cause i’m just as bright and fun
if you’ve had alcohol
[karen]
my name is karen
my hair is shiny
my t–th are perfect
my skirt is tiny
[regina, gretchen, karen]
wear something nice and grab a tray
’cause we don’t do this every day
say here’s where you belong
say here’s where you belong
[regina, spoken]
no, really. say it.
[regina, gretchen & karen (cady)]
say
here’s where you belong (here’s where i belong)
[gretchen]
come sit with us tomorrow
it’ll be fetch!
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