if a girl isn't pretty - original broadway cast of funny girl lyrics
[mrs. strakosh, spoken]
f-nny, when people pay good money in the “theayter” – especially the male element – they want something to look at!
(sung)
if a girl isn’t pretty
like a miss atlantic city
all she gets in life
is pity and a pat
[mrs. brice]
is a nose with deviation
such a crime against the nation?
should i throw her into jail
or drown the cat?
[mrs. strakosh, mrs. o’malley & mrs. meeker]
she must shine in every detail
like a ring you’re buying retail
be a standard size that
fits a standard dress
[mrs. strakosh]
when a girl’s incidentals
are no bigger than two lentils
[mrs. strakosh, mrs. o’malley & mrs. meeker]
then to me that doesn’t spell success
[eddie]
if a girl isn’t pretty
like a miss atlantic city
she should dump the stage
and try another route
any guy who pays a quarter
for a seat just feels he oughter
see a figger that his wife can’t
subst-tute
kid, my heart ain’t made of marble
but your rhythm’s really horr’ble
and that map of yours just ain’t no
valentine
everything you got’s about right
but the d-mn thing don’t come out right
so forget it, kid
and just resign
[heckie & two workmen]
if a girl isn’t pretty
[cardplaying group]
if a girl isn’t pretty
[keeney group]
if a girl isn’t pretty
[all]
if a girl isn’t pretty
if a girl isn’t pretty
[heckie & two workmen]
she should get a job
go get a job
get any job
[all]
get a weekly pay
[girls]
’cause if a girl isn’t pretty
like a miss atlantic city
[all]
she’s a real miss n0body, u.s.a.
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