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venusian destroyer pt. 2 - oj the alien lyrics

[chorus]
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t

[verse 1 * oj the alien]
venus, welcome to the barbecue
you so ugly i can’t stand to look at you
you look like all your meals are doggie doo
you look like you belong inside the zoo
i know i got a kid with you, but f*ck him
he sucks like his mama do
he smells bad he looks like a kangaroo
one time i saw him eat an allen screw
they should put this sh*t on pay per view
do you realize who you’re talking to?
it’s oj the cosmic casanova
venus your career is over

[chorus]
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t

[verse 2 * oj the alien]
please don’t tell the court on me
you already know that i have paid a hefty fee
it’s just songs you know, i am expressing me
i write songs about my love for vita c
you know, they took it all from me
all because i wrote a song about shopping sprees
all because the cash is supposed to pay for fees
child support no jokes now i have nothing b
[chorus]
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t

[bridge * oj the alien]
i may have said a little bit too much in this track
and i think i need to maybe step back because i could get in legal trouble again, because defamation was part of the lawsuit against me from venus
but i do know two motherf*ckers who can say whatever they want on this track
belac, dr. dazzle, get em

[chorus]
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t

[verse 3 * dr. dazzle]
me and my friends used to do g*y sh*t down in the cellar
i swear hand on the bible like my name was helen keller
sleepovers in middle school it was me and some other fellers
putting fingers in our sh*tters then putting them in our smellers
the scent was deeply fecal and nearly completely lethal
we used to play ookie cookie with only two people
he jizzed and i ate it then i jizzed and he ate it
we would play when i was hungry or i wanted to m*st*rbate him (f*ck venus)

[chorus]
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
f*ck venus, f*ck venus, f*ck venus, we hate that sh*t
[verse 4 * belac]
f*ck venus, orbital cannon the whole planet
dig into the core and destroy everything in it
don’t wanna see it, atmosphere don’t wanna breathe it
the surface looks dirty, nuclear bomb should clean it
i arm the nuke, hop out the rover and start to shoot
remarkable crew, dazzle and oj brought the tool
we passin you, halo 1 pistol i’m blastin you
with a halo energy sword i’ll stab you with it
i’m gonna walk around the whole planet and stab you a bunch of times
with the sword, and then i’ll put grenades and landmines under the ieds that i also put under the dirt or whatever is on the surface of venus
and then i’ll start a factory on the planet that’s gonna mess up all the nature
and then i’ll go home

[outro * oj the alien]
well well well venus, the court said i couldn’t destroy you verbally, but my two friends just did
and now the* now my war with you is over
and the five weeks of war is over
the next five weeks are going to be the 5 weeks of dentistry (burps)

- oj the alien lyrics

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