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sunshine of the mall - oj the alien lyrics

[intro * oj the alien]
oh sh*t y’all, it’s oj the alien, and i just won the god d*mn court case y’all! i’m going to the mall with dr. dazzle! we’re about to go on a male shopping spree!

[verse 1 * oj the alien]
me and dazzle are going to the mall
gonna get shoes and basket b*lls
we’re gonna play hoops with the sun
oh my god it’s lots of fun
i go to the mall in beaverton
bought everything but i’m not done
gonna go to best buy look at all the blu rays
season 2 of happy days
couldn’t make that show nowadays (bait and switch)
most the cast has passed away
gonna buy some chips barbecue lays
oh my god this mall’s a maze
going to buy my shoes at journey’s
rest in peace to billy mays

[bridge * oj the alien]
rest in peace to billy mays y’all, number 1 tv commercial guy of all time. oh dr. dazzle it’s your turn, kick it!

[verse 2 * dr. dazzle]
me and oj rolling up in the luxurious g6
i make a beeline for victoria’s secret
they told me i was banned but i’m sure they didn’t mean it
i got the groucho marx glasses on and a green wig
yeah, and i’m dressed like i’m on safari
the sun is a yellow dward like the stars of alpha centauri
finish looking at the mannequins and now it’s time to business
i’m a big dame hunter with a trophy wife on my wishlist
on the hunt like fudd out to blast that wascally wabbit
12 gauge in my khaki jacket i’m gonna bag me a bad b*tch
taxidermy her body put it up in my drafty attic
addicted to smoking women i know it’s a nasty habit
(dj dazzle)
[bridge * oj the alien]
court paid me six thousands dollars to stay the f*ck away from my son! wait a second, is that belac over in the orange julius at the food court? belac, hop on this track!

[verse 3 * belac]
oj dazzle, belac too
shopping spree and then some food
spencer’s gifts and journeys shoes
three gift cards i got for you
ready to buy anything
j.c. penney wedding ring
sampling a chicken thing
so much fun our day will bring
dazzle always tempting me
changing rooms where friends can see
different flavors underwear
wow his thing has zero hair
wait that was an epic fail
sneak a peek, go to jail
prison is where i belong
hanging out all summer long

[outro * oj the alien]
that’s right y’all, i spent all the money that the court paid me on a shopping spree with my male friends! this is the best day of my life! i don’t ever got to look at my dumbass kid again. f*ck you venus! peace!

- oj the alien lyrics

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