the pursuit of unintentional humor - oh yeah, the future lyrics
[verse 1]
i touted my proudest thoughts, unabashedly uncool
i sang a song of snot and played myself for a fool
cracked my chest to let my heart’s vast ignorance shine through
regaled all my dreamy brain farts as if they’d already come true
[verse 2]
i scattered the straightest thoughts
shouted the sweetest tunes
i footed the stiffest costs
and suffered the stupidest wounds
[verse 3]
while practicing the pratfall from my hubris hot air balloon
the rushing of endorphins made me forget it wasn’t true
[chorus]
the pursuit of unintentional humor
has worn me to the bone
you had to be there
i guess you just had to be there
[verse 4]
i met a sweet young woman whose heart i longed to woo
she shattered my perceptions with a snap, and off they flew
[verse 5]
my love was so enormous
it obscured the world from view
and i was sure it was all over
when she said she loved me too
[verse 6]
but i fell back on old habits before i realized i knew
and in the course of making fun of it, i forgot my love was true
[chorus]
the pursuit of unintentional humor
has worn me to the bone
you had to be there
i guess you had to be there, oh*oh
[verse 7]
the difficulty of this maneuver
is moot over the telephone
you had to be there
i guess you just had to be there
[verse 8]
and i want you all to know
i’m not ashamed of it, not a bit
and i’ll not apologize
not in the middle of a game you can only win by
believing your own bullsh*t
’cause i’m on the warpath to unintentional humor
i’m on the expressway to irrelevance
[verse 9]
unintentional humor**have i achieved it at last?
unintentional humor**is it a thing of the past?
unintentional humor**so shallow, so vast
unintentional humor**what a pain in the ass
[chorus]
the pursuit of unintentional humor
has worn me to the bone
you had to be there
i guess you just had to be there
oh, you had to be there
oh, you really had to be there
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