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my lungs hurt
man what you know about medical marijuana?
b-tch

i’m ahead of my time
that’s why i showed up to my own funeral
sat down and said “hey, who died?”
and when i’m way too high
that’s when all of my sh-t is better
i get so much cotton mouth
i could spit it and knit a sweater
i’ll sn-tch your joint
like “cough it up”
right when you spark it up
and go in a room looking healthy
come out of it coughing up
i’ll be smoking that super kush
and i’m not planning on stoppin
if i p-ss it to the man in the coffin
he’ll be coughin
ill never tell another man “suck my d-ck”
and why is that?
silly f-ggot d-cks are for chicks
i’ll cut a hole in my condom
and bust a nut in your b-tch
because i don’t give a f-ck
as if i cut off my d-ck
(ofuh real?)
son of a savage
is what my kids gonna be
listen to me
i spit sick sh-t
i’m a d-ck with syphilis
skeet skeet skeet
all over this beat
like “n-gg- what?”
i murdered this beat
dig him up
ask if i k!lled him
like “did he?”
yup

come with me
(come on man follow me)
and smoke some trees
(that girl keeps eyein me)
if she’s fresh i might put my head in between her thighs then i’ll
la lala la la la la la
i ain’t afraid of eating p-ssy
cause i know that i will enjoy it when it’s wet and mushy
but ladies don’t be getting you’re hopes up
i’mma first give it a sniff
and if it smells like fish
b-tch you get thrown off a cliff
(bye b-tch)
i’ll make a spliff disappear
like (pff pff) ka-piff
and you just staring and screaming
“man what the f-ck is this?”
if you’re in front of your b-tch
don’t say “yo f-ck andrew”
cause she might listen
and she’ll go f-ck andrew
f-ck the world with a d-ck infected with aids
when i get blazed
i don’t know what type of ignorant sh-t i’ll say
like “i wanna puff on a thick blunt while getting my d-ck sucked taking a sh-t what?”
aren’t i the opposite of a b-tch?
yup

whoever said you should rap
should be shot in the back now
you do not want my beef
my sh-t is infected with mad cow
is it making you mad
how i can just do this sh-t all day
have your back up against the wall
like a fat dude in the hallway
i smoke so much i should start my own language
called (cough) like (cough cough)
translation: this is some good sh-t
i take sh-ts rhyming
i’ll bust a rap rinsing my teeth
if you see drool on my pillow
that’s cause i spit in my sleep
i smoke blunts till i’m talking like keak da sneak
i’ll sleep with your chick
and have her cheeks sleek in skeet
after i beat my meat
all up on her right and her left
i’ll make coffee inside the kitchen
say goodnight and just left
(bye b-tch)
i’m so cold like nose congestion
f-ck the wall with no protection
and no affection
doja got my soul possessed
some girls gonna get piped up
ask that girl if i got good d-ck
and she’ll be like
yup

i like blunts
matter fact i cherish them dearly
i got that medicine d-ck
i’ll leave your b-tch beggin for healing
i’m one h-ll of a villain
all my haters stare at the ceiling
b-tch there is your limit
is that an embarr-ssing feeling?
cause they ain’t gonna go far
and my limits the sky
and my moods fine
like finding out that the kid isn’t mine
your girl loves my rhymes
she keeps my sh-t on rewind
she lives in my bars
and when you’re gone
it’s visiting time
quit lying
you probably feel disgusted
hearing my voice
when i die all the b-tch n-gg-s
will unite and rejoice
every night it’s my choice
to roll up a blunt and just start puffin
got some kush real stuck
in a swisher blanket
all tucked in
and i’mma puff it
and start humping on something
i’ll b-tter her m-ffin
then dump her
f-ck it
i’m so disgusting
seventy something
still puffing
and still getting my d-ck sucked
i’ll go to the future and ask myself
“ay you still the sh-t?”
yup

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