it's time to take a shit on the company’s dime - obscurest vinyl lyrics
[intro]
f*ck yeah
it’s time
to take a sh*t on the company’s dime
i don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
i just hang and go as the time flies by
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
[verse]
i knew my boss would spy on me
so i p*ssed on the floor to make it slippery
he tried to run really fast into the stall
but he slipped on my p*ss and smashed his b*lls
i said “holy sh*t
he might be dead”
as i walked over his body with my wiener and b*lls all hanging out
he screamed “you’re f*cking toast!”
i called the police and told them that my boss was trying to spy on me
oh, my my!
was trying to take a dump
so i p*ssed on him in self defense
and my boss got arrested
cool!
[chorus]
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
[musical interlude]
[pre*bridge]
f*ck yeah
it’s time
to take a sh*t on the company’s dime
i don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
i just hang and go as the time flies by
[bridge]
it’s time to take a sh*t on the company’s dime
i don’t even have to sh*t sometimes
i just hang and go
as the time flies by
[outro]
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
paid
to sh*t!
and as the time flies by!
getting paid to sh*t
getting paid to wipe
the best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life
cool!
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