my friend joshua talking about his cum and ass - obamium lyrics
[opening]
listen im gonna be honest with you i see all these chicks with flat asses and im over here with a f*cking chonker of an ass
[verse 1]
ok my ass is fu* like dude if you could compare my ass to anything
i swear to god f*cking t*
imagine two watermelons ploping on to your face
just f*cking ploping on to your f*cking face
and time’s that by like six and thats the size of my f*cking ass it is crazy how big my f*cking ass is bro i swear
[bridge]
and my cum, my cum is insanely f*cking thicc dude
e* dude oh my god have you ever seen milk before?
imagine like f*cking milk, right?
but.. its like a giant thic f*cking cow
thats done nothing but take steroids and lift weigh
for f*cking day’s, days on end bro thats my cum ok?
[verse two]
ill prove it, im gonna send a video right after this
and im gonna prove it to you ok? im prroving
how thiccc my f*cking cum is
and you’re gonna f*cking like it
cuz theres nothing you could f*cking do about it
ok? hag on ju*
[outro]
*flop* *slight cum noise* *throat clear* uu* its its its crazy to me it really is, yea thats, thats pretty much it, umm. umm. yea thats pretty much it
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