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tanooki - nu-metal mario lyrics

world…1*1, here we go!
i came*a to this world for the princess
jump into these pipes
then i’ll need the fire flower’s flames (fire power)
sh*llin’ all these bad
turtles on the plain
every koopa troop goes in my soup of the pain

hey
a secret passageway
my whirly getaway–whisked away
two whistles to world 8
bowser’s scum and his goombas will succumb
and i’m*a just a plumber but i’m chained to my post

hey, like a chomp (hey)
like a chomp (hey)
like a chomp (hey)
like a chomp (hey)

is bowser really bad?
is he misunderstood?
a single dad, with a brady bunch up to nothin’ good
and you’d*a think that they just need a mom (“ludwig!”)
someone to tuck ‘em into bed
florence henderson**not!
if maybe peach just made him a cake
then he’d*a let her escape
my kart’ll take her away
hey, got the tail
watch me petrificate
he’ll walk by, when i’m in disguise

i knew he’d fall for tanooki (come on)
that rookie (come on)
so you can take king koopa
and kick him off the (bridge)
kick him off the (bridge)
kick him off the (bridge)
kick him off the

why is the curtain drawn?
why is my princess gone, huh?
two figures slip out, where’s she headed?
and who’s the other one?
plundering the plum who i protected
he’s tall and lean, a guy dressed all in green (et tu, bro?)
with my toadstool girl (so when she said that she)
had a thing for magenta
she never meant it, kept me suspended
until i descended
hey, like a thwomp (hey)
like a thwomp (hey)
like a thwomp (hey)
like a thwomp

how could she fall for luigi? (come on)
luigi! (come on)
bro, you can take a freezie
and slip into a
slip into a
slip into a

bowser:
you’re outta mushrooms
no more freebies from your friends
no hammers, frogs, or fire
i’ll sell you
this goomba shoe
i sneezed in your raccoon skin
you know peta hates it…

mario:
yes i do, but… it keeps me afloat
keeps me afloat
just keep*a me afloat!
bowser:
i hope that you get mange
you should be ashamed
even i would say fur is cruel and inhumane
ain’t nothing you can save
your princess got away
and all the mushrooms say she’s on the luigi train
and all the world’s a stage
and you are just a player
so why don’t you just stay here and never beat the game

mario:
i did it all for tanooki (come on)
tanooki (come on)
so i can shake my tushie

- nu metal mario lyrics

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