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the new food pyramid - nogatron lyrics

[intro: justin anthony and chase eaker]
nogatron, i need your help. my girlfriend caught me eating corn on the cob like that freaky way you taught me
i’ve seen this guy nogatron eat so many corn dogs, stick and all. he did 37 in 15 minutes, i’d be lucky to get 5. i need to know how he does it

[verse 1: nogatron]
i’m morbidly obese, the streets call me hot dog k!ller
you’ll catch me skipping plans but you skipping dinner
i eat a big bowl of spaghetti, i don’t plan on getting slimmer
i got no problem paying extra just to make my portions bigger
i keep my pantry stocked, i get the munchies, i cannot be stopped
you stand in the way of me and my fridge, i promise you’ll get dropped
i’m gonna make some stir fry, please remind me to season my wok
getting head while smoking lettuce, a head of lettuce getting chopped
sitting on the toilet just to add more corn to the pot
i like my bread soaked in garlic, and tied into little knots
i got no problem cooking roast beef in my big crock pot
use rotel and peppers, i like my sauces super hot

[chorus: nogatron]
get some hamburgers and brats so i can cook them on my grill
maybe i’ll make a potato salad if i got time to k!ll
this b*tch knocked over my soda, now i gotta clean up this spill
i need all focus, cooking dinner takes a lot of sk!ll
[verse 2: nogatron]
halloweens my favorite holiday, i’m screaming trick or treat
you need to give me something good or you will have to sniff my feet
i can’t decide between if ground beef or chickens my favorite meat
i like my candy sour but i like my soda super sweet
sweet, now we’re fighting over food like really dawg, it’s just a chili dog
please do not be silly dawg just drop it, please don’t dilly dawg
you come into my house and strip me of my fries and chicken tenders
i smack you in the face then cut you, put you in my blender
what makes you think you have any right to come and challenge the throne
baby noga, king of the streets, something you all have known
my crème brule is not the only thing that makes you b*tches moan
you want a treat then help us both
come over here and chew this bone

[outro: zack decker]
yeah so one time i heard about this dude named nogatron, and he had like 5 bowls of spaghetti in one sitting. didn’t even burp. it was the craziest sh*t i’ve ever heard of

[verse 3: nogatron]
spaghetti eating contest winner back in elementary school
the sh*t that i’ve been doing since then, everybody thinks is cool
i’m turning all my friends to stars like carbohydrates turns to fuel
pizza and crazy bread man just thinking of it makes me drool
last christmas i was eating candy canes like it was my last meal
if you’re robbing a grocery store, consider me behind the wheel
i am like the grinch but it’s not christmas that i want to steal
you better watch your dinner, they call me the hungry man of steel

- nogatron lyrics

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