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my wife has a new gf - nofx lyrics

my wife has a new girlfriend
and i’m not sure what to do
she has inner like me and a film degree
she’s a punk rock lesbian too

i’m not afraid of her leaving me
but i’m worried i’ll get beaten less frequently
‘cuz i bet she’s got the book of lesbian tricks
stroke in the g*spot, sophisticated con legs

my wife stays with her girlfriend
more often than she stays with me
she pays when she tires with my arrogance and insensivity

obviously she didn’t listen to my message
that was probably the best message i ever sent
i took the time after finishing …
to tell her that i … and i’m sure she’ll be fine
the surgery she’s having had very high success rate
and when it’s over i’ll be there by her side before 8
unless of course the game goes late
‘cuz i like playing golf so great

my wife has a new girlfriend
i like to call her princess lebia
she says i should be reading of cuckolding
‘cuz that’s what’s happening to ya
she says she needs someone
who will listen to her
and then i think she said something else
but it was hard to make out when she was mumbling about
‘cuz she lures her speech when she’s crying
she was acting like somebody was dying
as i was falling behind without a sign

my wife had a new girlfriend
today they broke up for the fourth time
i think they’ll get together once or twice again
‘cuz that’s a jewish …
but if you listen to … from sobriety
i’ll be … s*x without violence and anxiety
when she decided to deny herself the pleasures of life
she broke up with her new jewish girlfriend
and became my ex wife

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