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i'm a transvest-lite - nofx lyrics

i first heard frank say
he wanted to dress like faye wray
i wanted that too but what could i do

in junior high school in la?
my heart skipped in the scene
he said you gotta be it, not just dream
it was a taboo i knew i wouldn’t pursue
i didn’t have the self-esteem

i gotta confess that i like to cross dress
and i’ve been doing it since i was 13
it’s hard to tell bros that you wear women’s clothes
even in the “open-minded” punk scene
you’d probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
when you’re in the middle of a circle pit
so i’d only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
now i’m telling everyone ’cause it’s fun and i don’t give a sh-t

forward 30 years
i still had the same fears
then i saw hedwig play at bilgewater’s gig
and i felt the same envy and tears
i decided right there
i can’t be bothered to care
what other people think, i’m gonna dye my p-b-s pink
and throw out all my hanes underwear

i’m not transgender, i’m a lazy crossdresser
who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
i paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
not for the look, but how it makes me feel
i don’t need things just right, i’m a tranvest-lite
i only shave to do the time warp midnight sat-rday
i’m done with self-pity, i don’t have to feel sh-tty
’cause i wanna look pretty, so i give it the old city college try
don’t get me wrong, i still wanna be a guy
who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
(he sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
don’t think i don’t know i’m not fooling anyone
(he’s a cross between adele and charlie chaplin)
you gotta know it’s not just girls who just wanna have fun!

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