ripped wrestler speedo - noemotion lyrics
ripped wrestler speedo
verse 1
do i really have to catch 649 pokemon?
69 is fun when i’m on top
not even a supervillain named stop-man can stop me
if you wanna get high for free just start spinning around
hold on let me drink some beer
everything is ok as long as mr. t is here
what do you mean “why am i here early?”
i’m here for the worms
i just learned that babies are just little people
i’m sorry seafood, please forgive me
i feel like supafly jimmy snuka – i got the hook-up
britney spears is my mom – alaik-m salaam
i wanna do a puppet show with uncle joey from full house
i’m going outside to smoke this blunt there’s too many n-ggas in the house
i use jerk sauce to jerk my chicken
your girl don’t want an employee, she wants a big boss man
where’s my weed at?
please stop calling me a reject
arrr matey! i’m a pirate, give me your booty!
ask a jamaican what ja makin’
bloodclot, ackee and saltfish
give me a kiss on the tip of my d-ck
-hook-
she don’ want a little man to caress her
she wan’ big man to slam like a wrestler
slam like a wrestler, slam like a wrestler
she wan’ big man to slam like a wrestler
-repeat-
verse 2
my girl randy likes to call me macho man
hi, i’m a big deal like my name is the big deal
you look delicious can i have a bite?
after your bedtime story it’s time to say goodnight
i walk the streets, cuz only b-tches side-walk
let’s walk to wal-mart and buy some walkie talkies
oh it’s summertime already? what the f-ck?
it’s bad luck not to tie your shoes
i’m just another black man with some white man blues
hey n-gga help me find blue’s clues
i don’t wanna pick, you choose
you better get home right now mommy is looking for you
let’s see some twerk teen teamwork
have you ever jerked off in the ocean
i would gladly pay you for a hamburger on tuesday for a hamburger today
g’way from me, g’way from me now
go into the store and buy some sardines and bread
i hate having to teach a woman how to give head
it’s not like i know how to suck d-ck
i’m so glad i don’t have to work this weekend
i’m from jamaica, i live right near da beach
smoke weed and listen to bob marley
-hook-
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