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the 'nice guy' ballard - noel hands lyrics

[intro]
h*llo, no one is available to take your call
please leave a message after the tone (beep)
you’re a f*cking b*tch sarah, i swear to god
i’m gonna find you, and (beep)
hey sarah, i just wanted to say sorry for my last message
i’m just a little angry at the moment, ’cause it’s
y’know, i’m such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags
i just wanted to make sure there’s no hard feelings between us
please, please can you unblock me on msn messenger? (beep)

[verse 1]
m’lady
can you hear me?
pleasе don’t block my number again
look, i’ve jumped through all your hoops
wе got off on the wrong foot
but i want to prove to you
that i’m not obsessed with s*x

[verse 2]
left on seen
another visit to your facebook gallery
this time not to m*st*rbate
but instead, to appreciate
something no man could do as well as i can
something that shouldn’t be for free
because i’m the only guy for you
and you’re the only girl for me
[chorus]
so why won’t you
show me your tits?

[verse 3]
that restraining order
was a bit far
all i did was attach a tracker onto your car
it’s not a felony
it’s not even a crime
i just wanted to make sure
you weren’t seeing any black guys

[verse 4]
who am i kidding?
a girl as pure as you
would never go for a man like me
because you are what reality is made of
even the part that’s gritty

[chorus]
so why won’t you
show me your tits?
consensually
(i’m a gentleman what can i say? i’m also really mentally stable)
[bridge]
i’m gonna k!ll myself
if you don’t go out with me
i mean, it’s a stretch
but blood is my dichotomy
i mean, come on
i wrote you a f*cking song
i wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive womon
(not… not that you’re just a woman to me. i mean i’m a really sensitive guy. i can… i can see below the skin)

[chorus]
so why won’t you
show me your tits?

- noel hands lyrics

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