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the sacred chalice, pt. 1 - ninja sex party lyrics

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the legends say the chalice lies
in the mountain of a thousand nights
and he who wields it will become crazy awesome
and all my life, i’ve wondered
what awesomeness was really like
so i -ssembled the greatest warriors of our time

it was me and ninja brian
and a robot and an elf
and a hooker that i hired
(uh, actually there wasn’t a hooker
i, uh, just remembered)
that was another robot
on a quest for destiny and greatness
and maybe some bagels
cause it was gonna be a long trip

we will follow the guiding light of the north star
onto the adventure of our lives
never stopping, except maybe for the bagels
with cream cheese

we travelled miles by winter’s light
fought a dragon and a mountain lion
we don’t have any footage
but that sh-t totally happened
(dramatization!)
then one day
we arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times
it sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice
and with his help we’ll

follow the guiding light of the north star
in whatever direction it points! (north)
we’ll always fight to be awesome
as awesome as part two

part two coming soon

- ninja sex party lyrics

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