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road trip (level up) - ninja sex party lyrics

[verse 1]
i met a girl a few weeks ago
she’s so smart and beautiful
when she’s around, i feel my heartbeat
down in the very depths of my soul
so c*c*c*c*c’mon, ninja brian, pack your bags
we’re going on a cross country trip
cause if this girl and i go on one more date
we’ll start a meaningful relationship
f*ck that! woo!

[chorus]
let’s hit the road, i was so close to
personal growth, so california, here i come
i wanna bone across the nation
let’s bust a load of summer fun

[verse 2]
i porked most of new york
i banged ’em silly in philly
i had ’em screaming for baltimore
i slapped my groin on des moines
and dropped my phallus in dallas
we’re only halfway through day four
i gave some c to dc
bust coconuts on miami
i shot puree on santa fe
i gave some penix to phoenix
and my nuts rattled seattle
so hard they felt it in l.a
take that! yeah!
[chorus]
now here we are in california
these girls are hot and brian bought us a new yacht
(he k!lled the previous owner)
let’s raise the sail for a gonad*venture
this b*n*r quest has just begun

[bridge]
i left ’em smitten in britain
and had s*x so hard with lima
it landed in argentina
then things got beejy in fiji
i had a four*way in norway
and started breedin’ with sweden
new zealand got a blast of my s*m*n
i did some b*tt stuff with russians
until they got a concussion
i banged*ladesh!!
now there’s only one way to keep things fresh, cause

[chorus]
i’ve conquered earth, it is time to move on
let’s take a rocket, find some hot alien sl*ts
(set phasers to thrust)
no time for sp*cesuits, i am way too h*rny
let’s show this galaxy what’s up!!

- ninja sex party lyrics

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