cool patrol (2024 remaster) - ninja sex party lyrics
[intro: danny s*xbang]
yo, ninja brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
this looks like a job for the cool patrol!
[verse 1: danny s*xbang]
hey kid! (yo!) you’re getting picked on in school
the other boys! (huh!) they say you just ain’t cool
well, that’s bullsh*t! (yeah!) we’re gonna teach you the rules
those motherf*ckers ain’t gonna bother you no more
we are the bad boys (oh!) from the tough side of town
we are the cool patrol (woo!) we’ll turn your life around
those bullies, (are sh*t) their ass is done for now
wе’re gonna show you how! so f*ckin’ listen y’all! first
[chorus: danny s*xbang]
you put your hands in the air
and you jump off thе ground
and then you take that funky b*tt, and you shake it all around
and lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
this is the cool patrol dance
[post*chorus: danny s*xbang]
now put your hands in your pockets
and take them right back out
then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
then glide into the sprinkler like you’re gonna water the plants
this is the cool patrol dance
whee!
[interlude: danny s*xbang, seán mcloughlin]
you get all that, kid?
that wasn’t actually very helpful
that was just like an instructional dance
h*ll yeah!
[verse 2: danny s*xbang]
motherf*ckin’ bullies better watch their ass
you’re sending all them sh*ts a message, there’s a new king in class
when they see you, they’re gonna freak out and p*ss their pants
they are your b*tches! they are your b*tches because
[chorus: danny s*xbang]
you put your hands in the air
and then stick out your rear end
and then you wiggle it real hard, and you hug your closest friend
and then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
this is the cool patrol dance
[post*chorus: danny s*xbang]
now rub the peanut b*tter on you
from your head to your feet
and cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
this is the cool patrol dance
[bridge: danny s*xbang]
cool break!
alright
this is cool
‘scuse me
hey, i have an idea!
let’s kick it!
woo!
[chorus: danny s*xbang]
you put your hands in the air
and grab a bird from the sky
and eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision’s enhanced
this is the cool patrol dance
[post*chorus: danny s*xbang]
you’re basically a superhero now
so throw some cars
then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars
now harness all your s*xy fury in a victory stance
this is the cool patrol dance!
[outro: danny s*xbang, seán mcloughlin]
your training is complete, now go show those f*ckers who’s boss!
okay! hey guys, listen up, you put your hands in the a*
oh, god! aw, he might, he might actually be dead
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