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too sober to fuck - new waver lyrics

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went to a party
forgot my drinks
my handicap was i was able to think
when across the disco
hubba*hubba
all that effort to root a piece of rubber

too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
i’m too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck

always aware
my life is cr*ppy
need a drug to make me think i’m happy
don’t like competing
it’s zero*sum
i’m not stupid enough to have fun

too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
i’m too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
(oftentimes i’m feeling actually, in some respects, that i have an extremely low s*xual drive. unfortunately, it’s not going altogether.)

husbands and wives
are blobs of jelly
sit there every night watching the telly
if the world
ran out of beer
there’d be no more babies born this year

too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck
they’re too sober to f*ck
too sober to f*ck

- new waver lyrics

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