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deadpool vs wolverine rap battle - nerdout lyrics

[verse 1: wolverine (nerdout)]
hey, bub, you really need to just get lost
i got anger issues, i will simply get p*ssed off
lungs ventilated, all of your limbs will get criss*crossed
try to regenerate when i chop the tip of your d*ck off
you look like a t*st*cl* with t**th
a shriveled avocado with a s*xual disease
battle me, and you’ll need medical relief
you’ll be coming up short when i slash and put the metal to your knees

[verse 2: deadpool (the kevin bennett)]
yo, what you so angry for? get this guy some cannabis
ain’t talking ’bout that sandler fl!ck, but he need some anger management
you just a clearance rack freddy krueger, so in your dreams
you might be slashing sh*t, but this is real life, and these shots is accurate
i think i got this badger p*ssed, doc, he need some rabie shots, he
foaming at the mouth, i’m putting a pistol to his trachea
should euthanize the dude for his styling, dressing up like an angry mascot
for the pittsburgh steelers mixed with a paper wasp

[verse 3: wolverine (nerdout)]
oh, you really took it that far? nah, that’s the last straw
i’m about to smash these claws right at your glass jaw
fighting logan is a really bad call
it’s about to get ugly like you taking your mask off
slice his abdomen with adamantium
now only half of him can truly do a superhuman landing
nature made me a freak, man made me a weapon
but when he started speaking, wade gave me depression
[verse 4: deadpool (the kevin bennett)]
wait, did you say i’m fighting logan? i hope you mean logan paul
’cause you just loganberry, we can drink to that, you’re mostly soft
you can smoke cigars and go to the bars, but you ain’t sober, dawg
they say you can’t get drunk, but that’s a lie, you always holding claws
he said that he’ll cut me, give me torn bowels
only cut you know is when you ask the barber for the h*rned owl
say less, somebody go make him a call for the vet
’cause he gotta flee before the spca make him someone’s pet, haha

[verse 5: wolverine]
my whole life i’ve felt like a caged victim
i’ve been tortured and captured, a slave to the system
of all the people i hate, one out of eight billion
no one fills me up with more rage than wade wilson
so no, we are not bff’s
it’s about to get graphic, no vfx
just a very ferocious x*man
stab a claw deep into your brain and mix it up, you’re gonna need to get a head scan
pulling out the blades again, better call the army and the navy in
you thought that i’d be nice ’cause i’m canadian? nah
your story ends here, no one to tell it
is that an accident in your pants? i can smell it

[verse 6: deadpool (the kevin bennett)]
look, i had it rough, so i cope the most when the jokes are told
i might regenerate, but there’s no restoring a broken soul
i know your senses heightened, but you got no sense of humor
so i’ll break you like the forth wall, ryan reynolds to viewers
always thinking you on the hunt, but you just prey to eagles
’cause there’s a reason wolverines are related to weasels
pop goes it, i got the twins * phil and lil will be lethal
looking diesel, but i suspect he just sticks in the needle
i’m a natural when it comes to the battle, actually factual
blast you, then have you taxidermized in museums for animals
b*tter knives in your hands are too dull for attempted murder
seen razor blades that are sharper in gillette commercials, come on

- nerdout lyrics

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