jay walkin' interlude - natedady lyrics
(pineapple express) [2008]
dale denton: well, do you remember where he lives?
saul: yeah i know where he lives, what are you insinuating, that i’m forgetful?
dale denton: [surprised and slightly impressed] insinuating…
saul: yeah you know what that means? it means like…
dale denton: i do what that means actually
saul: …to seem like
saul: let’s roll, man! i’m done with the woods! let’s go! c’mon, man, let’s get the f*ck outta here!
dale denton: [sarcastically] okay… uhh let’s go… no… it’s not working… the battery’s dead
saul: wait…! what do you mean, it’s dead?
dale denton: [laughing] what do i mean? i mean the battery’s dead. the battery’s dead!
saul: no, no! what do you mean, the battery’s dead?
dale denton: how can i explain this to you differently? the battery is dead. it ceased to live. it’s deceased now. the car needs a battery to start, saul
(training day) [2001]
roger: hey!
here’s a joke, boy
man walks out of his house to go to work. he sees this snail on his porch. so he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. snail bounces off a rock, busts his sh*ll all to sh*t, and lands in the grass. snail lies there dying…
but snail doesn’t die
and after a while it can crawl again
and one day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house
finally, after about a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch
right then
the man walks out to go to work
he sees this snail again
so he says to it, ‘the f***’s your problem?’
jake hoyt: *cracks up*
that’s not funny….that’s not funny..
alonzo harris:
then why are you laughing for?
jake hoyt:
i dunno
roger:
figure that joke out and you’ll figure the streets out
(dady’s outro)
nate!
nate wake up
you fell asleep again
let’s go for a walk
let’s go smoke a joint…
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