the weeaboo song - nancy kepner lyrics
[verse 1]
this is a song for the obsessive fool..
the song for the kid who wears cat ears to school..
imitating anime badly, is all that you do..
this is a song for you…
[chorus]
this is the song for the weeaboo..
they’re the wannabe j*panese
they speak the language called wapanese
and they wish that you would call them otaku
it’s the song for the weeaboo
they’re the ones with the evil plan
to turn america into j*pan
and they end every sentence with desu
dеsu, desu, desu, desu, dеsu, desu, desuu..
[verse 2]
of weeaboo, i’m terrified
i see them and i run and hide
konichiwa, gomenasai
please leave me alone
once i formed a sneak attack
i bought the flights, i helped them pack
j*pan refused and sent them back
why oh whyy?
’cause it’s a song for the weeaboo..
they’re the wannabe j*panese
they speak the language called wapanese
and they wish that you would call them otaku
it’s the song for the weeaboo
they’re the ones with the evil plan
to turn america into j*pan
and they end every sentence with desu
desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desuu..
caught up in this weeaboo storm
of sailor moon school uniforms
and neon wigs that don’t conform, to any fashion rules
running from these naruto fans
they’re screaming, “come back onii*chan!”
can’t they see i’m not a man?
crossplay sucks!
[chorus]
this is the song for the weeaboo..
they’re the wannabe j*panese
they speak the language called wapanese
and they wish that you would call them otaku
it’s the song for the weeaboo
they’re the ones with the evil plan
to turn america into j*pan
and they end every sentence with desu
desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desuu..
[verse 3]
high on pocky
drunk on sake
crazy weeaboo go out stalking
weeaboo, when they are high*
see every object as kawaii
watching yaoi, reading yuri
being best friends with a furry
catch them all, great achievement
ninja shouting, “i believe it!”
i don’t wanna be a weeaboo
i will not be of the species
that calls every cute guy bishies
and every sentence with desuu~
desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desu, desuuuuuuu~!
and i’m afraid, i have made you angry..
there’s a weeaboo in the corner there, glaring like he wants to hang me..
can i just tell you this song was all in funnn..
so..please…
put away your death note
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