soggy cereal - nalyd lyrics
[verse 1: nalyd ecitsuj]
holy. calamity
scream. insanity
no disrespect to christianity but god ain’t never been a fan of me
afghanistan boogeyman, 911 fantasy
which means i drop kamikazes relentlessly
eventually, you tw-ts gonna be looking groggy
f-ck you for making my cereal soggy
i’m sorry for questioning religion
i’d rather eat of the head of a pigeon like ozzy in a press conference
smidgen of bird sh-t on my eyeball sockets
buzz aldrin’s gonna punch your -ss so hard you representing the toledo rockets
rockets go to sp-ce, up in the sky
f-ck 3g b-tch, i’m using wi-fi
smelled many blunts, but i’ve never been high
think you can do what i do but you shouldn’t even try
i am too qualified
got a p.h.d in this field so get outta my sight
get out of the ear shot. jackpot
bombs over boston. i’m a lyrical pressure cooker and i go tick-tock
boom! crash! pow!
something like a comic book
they said work on your flow dylan
d-mn, i am an islamic atomic threat to society like north korean notoriety
half–ss straightedge because i dig the sobriety
d.u.i on the track
(d)oomed (u)ntil (i)ndependent
i’m a draft message and the insecure little f-ck didn’t send it
i’m a misfit so stay distant
i got diarrhea which means i sh-t sh-t
that was obvious like a tweet from a lobbyist
that’s only job is social media stimulator
hasta la vista, i am the terminator
huffing on my little respirator
now drop that fat -ss like a sack of potatoeses
giant clock it’s time for the flava flava
you asked what? who? do you want a favor favor?
girls are like 5 gum is awesome at first but b-tch you lost your flavor
i wouldn’t p-ss on your flame or throw you a giant candy life savor
and if you was floating in the ocean
what’s with all the commotion?
death turns me on so i’m looking for the closest bottle of lotion
wait was that too far?
did that last line give me a demotion?
i hate when i’m at chuck e cheese and i done used up all my tokens
potion! i’m joking
let me start again before i go and finish
caress my -ss and l!ck my pooch, feed my fish and pet my pooch
l!ck my gooch!
f-ck
(laughter) and if you don’t you’re a rotten egg
so many fake twitter p-sswords i can unlock with my head
i was talking about my p-n-s
what? you never tried unlocking your cell phone with your w-ng? dang!
i’m bout to go out with a bang
throwing boomerangs at boom boom da don’s t-ts
eating ramen noodles with so many bottles of parmesan cheese sticks
i’m forty billion tracks away from being a phenomenon jeez
fewhoursgon. 6 in & 6 to go
i once tried a lemon snow-cone. you wanna bite it?
it’s really cold
the cold wind blows and so do those
wanna have a bad b-tch sucking me off like a vacuum hose
water hoes, there’s a metaphor. another thirsty wh0r- looking for a war
i hate going through my interactions on my twitter bar they say
f-ck you dylan her grandpa died four f-cking years ago
here is a flow for you
oh don’t cry. i was just tryna cheer her up
you have no t-ts. c’mon that bra is a push-up
trying to make em’ look bigger
you can call me the emo wigger
but i don’t care cause i’m a motherf-cking tigger
i’m winnie the pooh, honey. that’s retro angry danny’s favorite word. dummy
and if you don’t get the reference then you don’t know who the h-ll i am
my name is justice so i guess i’m related to uncle sam
red,white & blue these colors are hack
i’m constantly adjusting my backpack
trying to eat a cinnamon pastry
ryan buller that’s syringe 3 baby!
f-cking waitresses for a biscuit
play mini-golf with brett moorefield then split sh-t!
if violence is the answer then this is my audition to be a black panther
malcom rated ex and the ex marks the spot for my treasure
looking at your awkward face listen to this entire track is my pleasure
liar, liar jim carrey but you can call me. fletcher
master of disaster in my head
got a retired dream-catcher
i couldn’t think of a rhyme so i need some shock value
um c-nt,n-gga,black c-ck uh fl!ckr?
the end?
yeah i’m pretty good aren’t i? yeah
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