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rectal dysfunction - my toilet is clogged lyrics

[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 1]
b*tt is bumpy, red and lumpy
veins are thumping, blood is pumping
stomach bloated, bowels loaded
r*ct*m roasted, b*tt eroded
*n*s fissured, cut like scissors
r*ct*m withered, sh*t’s a k!ller
inflammation situation
my frustration, b*tt mutilation
b*tt is burning, stomach churning
bowels turning, it’s concerning
b*tt is bl**dy, blood is runny
in my tummy, it ain’t funny
got colitis, yeah it’s like this
gotta fight this as i write this
p**p obstruction, b*tt destruction
p**p disruption, rectal dysfunction
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hеmorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
thе sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[verse 2]
b*tt is bleeding, blood is leaking
skin is peeling, never healing
stomach rumbling, acid bubbling
r*ct*m crumbling, i am suffering
*n*s cracking, bones are snapping
r*ct*m jamming, ass detaching
constipation, consternation
imma need some medication
b*tt is broken, cut wide open
bowels frozen, cut*up colon
b*tt is breaking, *n*s gaping
stomach aching, sh*t is scr*ping
‘gainst my assh0l*, makes my ass swole
tears my muscles, and my bowels
sh*t’s a sickle, hard like nickel
ass is crippled, crohn’s chronicles
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

[bridge]
my sh*t is so f*cking hard
it’s slow like a f*cking tard
my ass is so f*cking scarred
i can’t even f*cking fart
been waiting to hear a plop
but it never f*cking drops
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh*t will f*cking stop
i give it a f*cking nudge
but it won’t f*cking budge
tryna push out brown sludge
all i get’s a red smudge
my r*ct*m, it f*cking bends
the sh*t attacks, i can’t defend
i’m just hoping and praying that this sh*t will f*cking end, right now
[chorus]
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze
i got destroyed by hemorrhoids
i’m so annoyed i can’t avoid
the constipation, the inflation
the sensation, so impatient
’cause my sh*t is like a brick
it’s way too thick, wish it was sl!ck
got a disease, can’t p**p with ease
i gotta squeeze, it ain’t a breeze

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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