e. colitis - my toilet is clogged lyrics
[verse 1]
it started when i was eating p**p, kinyesi
then suddenly my stomach started feeling heavy
then i started shooting sh*t like confetti
it cut up my assh0l* like a f*cking machete
turns out i got some kind of bacteria
that’s now living in my interior
giving me painful diarrhea
bl**dy sh*t, hematochezia
[chorus]
i got e. coli and i ain’t gonna lie
this sh*t hurts and i’m gonna cry
i can’t take a sh*t and i bleed if i try
if this don’t stop, then i’m gonna die
[verse 2]
i got diarrhea, fever, and my stomach is cramping
my ass is loose, wet, and bl**dy while i’m cr*pping
it feels like my ass is getting a lashing
it feels like my ass is a victim of a stabbing
bowels are torn, i’m ripping up my ass
diarrhea sh*t is cutting me like glass
now it’s infected my urinary tract
how the f*ck did this sh*t get into my ball sack?
[chorus]
i got e. coli and i ain’t gonna lie
this sh*t hurts and i’m gonna cry
i can’t take a sh*t and i bleed if i try
if this don’t stop, then i’m gonna die
i got e. coli and i ain’t gonna lie
this sh*t hurts and i’m gonna cry
i can’t take a sh*t and i bleed if i try
if this don’t stop, then i’m gonna die
[bridge]
diarrhea, fever, stomach, cramps
loose, watery, bl**dy, cr*p
stomach, pain, ripping, ass
infection, of my, urinary, tract
diarrhea, fever, stomach, cramps
loose, watery, bl**dy, cr*p
stomach, pain, ripping, ass
infection, of my, urinary, tract
[chorus]
i got e. coli and i ain’t gonna lie
this sh*t hurts and i’m gonna cry
i can’t take a sh*t and i bleed if i try
if this don’t stop, then i’m gonna die
i got e. coli and i ain’t gonna lie
this sh*t hurts and i’m gonna cry
i can’t take a sh*t and i bleed if i try
if this don’t stop, then i’m gonna die
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