tylenol & aspirin - mr. stegosaurus lyrics
[produced by adrian flemmen; additional production by oliver lorgen]
[intro]
gee whiz mr. stegosaurus! that’s your 9th bottle of an unnamed over the counter drug today!
ya f-ckin b-tch
[hook]
spend my nights hooked on tylenol and aspirin
boy who you playin
we don’t do all of that acid
three bottles a day
now that’s a bad habit
sike, lol
this high is extra fantastic
my head’s not hurtin
but i’m poppin these aleve now
i’m with your mom flirtin
mistletoe, christmas eve now
pills got my eyes blurry
ray charles, i can’t see now
make love to a furry
while i’m high on otc now
[verse 1: mr. stegosaurus]
gotta focus boy
this ain’t no hocus pocus
first i reach for that skin lotion
then my hand goes through the motion
now i swallow ibuprofen
and deep down you know i’m hoppin
that my walgreens is still open
cause i need another dose
and
i might go crazy
and my hands get kinda shaky
on the highway doing eighty
i can’t drive just hit a lady
and i’m lookin slim and shady
while my memory’s kinda hazy
so i might’ve k!lled a baby
i don’t think so but just maybe
[hook]
spend my nights hooked on tylenol and aspirin
boy who you playin
we don’t do all of that acid
three bottles a day
now that’s a bad habit
sike, lol
this high is extra fantastic
my head’s not hurtin
but i’m poppin these aleve now
i’m with your mom flirtin
mistletoe, christmas eve now
pills got my eyes blurry
ray charles, i can’t see now
make love to a furry
while i’m high on otc now
[verse 2: mr. stegosaurus]
i just left the store with a cart full of claritin
we don’t do no crack boy
we don’t no heroin
anti-vax kid
essential oils
vegetarian
you know i like my milfs
to be s-xagenarians
(f-ck!)
flintstone gummies
fill my tummy
no cap
ate too many
fiber ones
and now i gotta cr-p
[hook]
spend my nights hooked on tylenol and aspirin
boy who you playin
we don’t do all of that acid
three bottles a day
now that’s a bad habit
sike, lol
this high is extra fantastic
my head’s not hurtin
but i’m poppin these aleve now
i’m with your mom flirtin
mistletoe, christmas eve now
pills got my eyes blurry
ray charles, i can’t see now
make love to a furry
while i’m high on otc now
[interlude: mr. stegosaurus]
uhh actually kids
all drugs are bad
no matter the availability
if you can get them off the street corner
or at your local walgreens
doesn’t matter
you can get hooked on them either way
lol jk
[hook]
spend my nights hooked on tylenol and aspirin
boy who you playin
we don’t do all of that acid
three bottles a day
now that’s a bad habit
sike, lol
this high is extra fantastic
my head’s not hurtin
but i’m poppin these aleve now
i’m with your mom flirtin
mistletoe, christmas eve now
pills got my eyes blurry
ray charles, i can’t see now
make love to a furry
while i’m high on otc now
spend my nights hooked on tylenol and aspirin
boy who you playin
we don’t do all of that acid
three bottles a day
now that’s a bad habit
sike, lol
this high is extra fantastic
my head’s not hurtin
but i’m poppin these aleve now
i’m with your mom flirtin
mistletoe, christmas eve now
pills got my eyes blurry
ray charles, i can’t see now
make love to a furry
while i’m high on otc now
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