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super smash bros vs mortal kombat - mr. jay (rap) lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
super smash bros
vs!
mortal kombat
begin!

[verse 1: super smash bros]
let me step up the bat right quick and let me tell you this, you’ve got 21 games man, calm your tits!
i’ve got 4 dude, realise your game is sh*t! another fighting game? dude, f*ck realistic
hover above the clouds and then i’ll take you down for it, wait until i smash then pk starstorm
you cut off a head while i sent you airborne, i’m there for it, i’m immortal, forsaken, so therefore
you can’t cut what is everlasting, i’m laughing at the fact that you think you’re lasting
bro, you’re dying out, i’m stating, not asking that everything i’m doing is evеrything that you’re lacking!
yo, i’m sorry to bash it, not personal, just stories and facts and
this isn’t ovеr yet kids, but lyrical gamer? i’m about to finish him

[verse 2: mortal kombat]
alright, our sales hotter than kitana’s backside, that nice, could k!ll you all with only stryker’s flashlight
that’s right, this’ll be your last fight, just 1 tarkatan blade will turn your skin into an asswipe
my team rolling hard like tremor and his graphite while your team is rated e for everybody lacks hype
but you f*gs might wanna act right before i send scarlet to your game and let her fill her blood appetite
what’s pikachu to ferra tor? where’s the blood? where’s the gore? matter of fact, where’s your floor?
your core lore’s a bore chore, the only real lineup is the people taking the game back to the f*cking store!
can’t step up to this m rate, i’ve been great ever since back in 1992
i’ve had the fighters that your fighters look up to, oh yeah, zach boucher? f*ck you!
[verse 3: super smash bros]
i can show you the right way to end this, cause the fear that i’m bringing is endless
counter attacks, leaving you breathless, you cannot step to perfection, nah
cause when we fall down we sp*wn, but when you fall down you’re done
decapitate until your breath is gone and then we can see who has finally won!

[verse 4: mortal kombat]
your gaming kontains kountless kute and kuddly kowards while mine kontains kountless k!llers kommitting kountless kutthroat kombos
you’re not even compatible on a real konsole (finish him!)
smack you out of that cartoon world when i hit you with reality
drop the mic and the fatality!

[verse 5: street fighter]
now it’s my turn! are you forgetting the one true fighting experience?
being out shadowed by gore and kiddie games is bound to make someone like me so furious!
to live is to fight, to fight is to live, i’m giving the bite with what lives in these fists
hadouken these kids, i’m dead serious, the power inside me you’ll never forgive
street fighter rules all, stomps cr*p like mkx and brawl
but since you had the gall to stir up this sprawl, prepare to bawl and meet your downfall
you affect me, not! i’m the heart of this battle, fighting fans cheer as i take my bow
midway, nintendo, fighters, aren’t you used to losing by now?

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!

- mr jay rap lyrics

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