a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

freddy krueger vs jason voorhees - mr. jay (rap) lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
freddy krueger
vs!
jason voorhees
begin!

[verse 1: freddy krueger]
i’ve been away from my children for far too long
so good thing you got the brains and brawn of a man that died young
how sweet, he sticks up for his dead wh0re of a mother
even with a face like yours, i’ve seen her dreams of working rubber
i watched her sh*tty film, and you call that sl*t a stalker?
i saw that b*tch wash dishes while you squirmed in the water
you’re a busy boy stalking kids, so i’d hate to be a bother
but when mommy’s gone, my lines will hit you harder than your father
sit and sob when bullied in that bed where you’re curled
please leavе that mask on, you’re doing favors for the world
no sh*tty gimmick k!lls that you pull could harm this
i’ll x you out jason, welcomе your new tommy jarvis

[interlude: pamela voorhees]
k!ll… them… k!ll… them…
look what they did to you jason… k!ll them…

[verse 2: jason voorhees]
i was called for a duel, thus began this cute thriller
of a man flaunting his might stepping to a mute k!ller
another victim to the death curse of crystal lake
i’ve seen your new nightmare, what was my soul to take?
you’re no new blood; you’ve been burnt before, bill clawsby
got upstaged by your town, now your enemy’s coffee
i’ll knock your fried head clean off to get the point to you
that jason lives; freddy’s dead, i’m getting deja vu…
you were made to be my rival and ended up nowhere
truly stepping to me will be your worst nightmare
allow this to be your fourth death, god forbid
you come near my lake’s teens, i know you like touching kids
[verse 3: michael myers]
trick or treat! this is your last halloween
freddy’s used to getting roasted in fights on the streets
his fame is dying fast, i don’t give a shatner
about some fans still loving some burnt voice actor
but i’ll let them hear it, sure they’ll dig your squealin’
when 2 crispy b*tches splatter against the glass ceilin’
jason, it’s no jagged larynx that keeps my vocals down
i let silence talk, you let victims run their mouths
i admire that you made cable tossing a threat
all craven made was a springboard for johnny depp!
a decrepit creep demeaned if you peep into my dreams
mask off, michael mired you 6 feet deep

[verse 4: ghostface]
if you don’t mind…
you sound like you’ve never seen a ghost in your forest
it’s ironic you can’t hang, i can show you where the door is
in deep sh*t with this mister, you’re too close to your sister
you can find her in h*ll and tell her how much you missed her!
like a woodsboro massacre, i’m k!lling this track
try to rid me like sidney i’ll just keep coming back
just a phone call and a scream, and that’s all it takes
i like scary movies, that’s why i didn’t watch your remakes!

[verse 5: leatherface]
so ya get your satisfaction when they scream?
i’ll make ghostface face ghosts that fit that dream!
your acting? i’ve tenderised pig that’s less hammy
like watching scary movies? then the saw is your family
i eat home invaders like michael for breakfast
obsessed with your sister? the boy’s just like us!
i’m your grandaddy kiddos, best show respect, sirs
i’ve got a real mask, now i’m adding b*tch textures!
[verse 6: ash williams]
listen up hear you screwheads, the name’s ash * housewares
it’s me vs. evil dead, i never get scared
you’ll be dead by dawn against a bad*ash like me
take 1 step and i’ll send you to 1300 ad
i stay groovy keeping monsters in check
a line from my chainsaw and this redneck gets a red neck
taking over the cabin while jason’s takin’ manhattan
i’d rather listen to rebecca black than this friday’s rapping
forced to k!ll my friends, left with a chainsaw arm
i can take you, you’re wearing masks that i’d sell at s*mart
recite the book of the dead and chain you all to the floor
then go ashy*slashy till i’m swimming in gore
i won’t sleep, so freddy’s attempts to attack me are weak
and jason can’t speak, 1 shot from my broomstick; have michael and leatherface swept in defeat
and give ghostface to the trees after you’ve lost everything
you’ve been slain by a mortal, baby, hail to the king

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!

- mr jay rap lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular