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fallout 3 vs fallout new vegas - mr. jay (rap) lyrics

[intro]
rap battle!
the courier
vs!
the lone wanderer
begin!

[verse 1: the lone wanderer]
coming in for the win with a devouring power fist out of vault 101
the mc of dc will make you see exploding rhymes like megaton
your game wasn’t even started yet, and there you were laying in a ditch
you need the wasteland survival guide i wrote just to make it to the strip
my rhymes’ flow like water reminds me of my father’s project purity
fighting haters like raiders, brutal mutants, and the overseer’s security
i’m like liberty prime, i’m bringing a raid to once again make you dead
this game was rigged from the start, tell me if that ain’t just a kick in the head?

[verse 2: the courier]
gonna make like a platinum chip and start delivering some rhymes
so listen to the old world blues while your life’s on the line
brother, you’ve got no manhood while i’m rocking these steel b*lls
you know it’s sad when your own girlfriend kicks out out of the vault
i’m alone the best survivor, that’s why i walk the lonesome road
you’re a low*intelligence loser who could easily fail the g.o.a.t
you can call me the legion, because for you, i’ve got no morality
your daddy ran away cause he didn’t want you in his family
[verse 3: the lone wanderer]
like war, it seems your stupidity never changes
you know i don’t need med*x, clearly your raps are already painless
i’ve been the greatest bringer of destruction since those atomic bombs fell
so run back home postman pat, and stay in your mojave h*ll

[verse 4: the courier]
you’re not s.p.e.c.i.a.l. at all, now get out or i’ll lay you to waste man
these raps you’re spitting are as crazy as a wild wasteland
my action points rock this joint and you’re dead when i’m through
it’s no wonder your mother died while giving birth to you…

[verse 5: james]
courier, before going to the big league, take baby steps
you think you’re growing up fast, but you’re horrible at rap!
my flow is one of the waterfall of heights, with a lyrical wave
your future seems imperfect if you fight like the enclave
i got let in the vault because of the mind i’ve got
these scientific pursuits i have are above your way of thought
i performed the ultimate sacrifice, so i see no reason
to insult the one with the voice of liam neeson

[verse 6: three dog]
pass me the mic james, i’m here to deliver sick disses
to this p*ssed cowardly lizard and his radio missus
all will tune into your beating when i dj man, i’d say deal with it but you’re sh*t at caravan
i fight the good fight but it ain’t galaxy news, no matter how bad it hurts, the truth is you’ll lose
[verse 7: the king]
all you phonies should join my school of impersonation
cause all of you are pretending to be heroes with salvation
take your kid, wanderer, and your wh0re wife catherine
and take your luggage and get the h*ll out of my building

[verse 8: benny]
ey, freeside trash, why don’t you just shut your trap already?
and who the h*ll taught you how to speak about a lady?
the chairmen and i will make sure you never forget this part
one last thing, all your brains were rigged from the start

[verse 9: mr. new vegas]
better put on my gangsta fedora here and not be sloppy
this dad’s just mad he got trapped inside a dog’s body
you’re getting k!lled, and i’m not talking about the gamma radiation
so i’ll hang your head up like you do with the quotes of revelation

[verse 10: yes man]
hanging someone??? that’s not a very nice thing you said!
but i know that’s not true, because you don’t have a head!
you can’t k!ll me, but feel free to try, i’ll always come back dude!
i’ve won, and i’m not just saying that because i have to!

[verse 11: mr. house]
you’ve pulled the wild card, so now you’re all gonna pay
it’s all or nothing in this battle of wits, you have no choice but to obey
your barbaric yawp makes me want to trigger my own death
i was monopolizing on pre*war tools before you degenerates drew breath
independence, benny? you’re a traitorous, rancorous swag*ho
you never stood a chance against the ageless father of robco
the longtime victor stole this round, you rebels are just has*beens
i’ve dominated this battle because the house always wins
[verse 12: butch deloria]
you gonna keep yapping, you moustachioed sleeze?
the only house i trust is house md
with my toothpick in hand, this’ll be a close shave
either hail the tunnel snakes or get sent to your grave

[verse 13: craig boone]
run back underground kid, cause now you’ve got me seeing red
you won’t need a haircut after you have a jeannie crawford head
i’ll enact revenge on anyone, and this time i’ll have no regrets
you city sl!cks stepped to this vegas ranger and you all lost your bets

[verse 14: charon the ghoul]
you k!lled your own wife, and once this battle’s done
you’ll have your peace, craig, at the end of my shotgun
don’t think you can run, this contract k!ller never sleeps
i’ll take that beret along with your head and this one’s for keeps

[verse 15: raul tejada]
you disgrace our race, this vaquero will teach you a lesson
i’ll repair your mind and you’ll see which ghoul that you’re messin’
i’ll force you back to the underworld ninth circle as you recall
then i’ll beat you and silence you like my name was ahzrukhal

[verse 16: clover]
you’re just a rotten ra*fail*la of a man, that’s something you can’t fix
and your lyrical talent is just as non*existent as your d*ck!
i’ll cleave and leave this rotten meat for a dog to come and eat
i’ll end you like a slave collar and blow off your head from the heat

[verse 17: sharon cassidy]
the head of cassidy caravans, and i won’t be sharon the wealth
this clover’s out of luck and can go f*ck herself
you’re just a good*for*nothing wh0re after eulogy died
you won’t pick this rose cause a country girl can survive

[verse 18: dogmeat]
best watch out for rabies, it’s the dog that spits ill
my plasmic rhymes will end you faster than a silver rush
anyone who messes with my master will meet their end on my jaws
cause i’m the most ferocious thing that walks on 4 paws!

[verse 19: rex]
if you believe that, you’ve clearly never met me, dogmeat
i’ll rip you to pieces then deliver you to the reds as dog meat
i’ve seen the rise of 2 centuries, just try to fight back!
you’re nothing but a junkyard rodent, and i hate rats!

[verse 20: fawkes]
your constant yipping is going to finally set my rage off
you p*ssies need invincibility to even match this behemoth
you’ve just peeved an fev with the means of your destruction
i’ll disassemble this idog reject, and i won’t need instructions

[verse 21: lily bowen]
grandma’s here to give a present of the explosive variety
to this joke of a brute with vds anxiety
this nightkin’ll do you in, i don’t need to give a reason
and if you ever touch my jimmy, i’ll slice and dice you to pieces!

[verse 22: jericho]
i don’t have time for this sh*t, let’s say we have a little fun?
i’ll take the p*ss outta you f*cks harder than the bomb in megaton
you’re one ugly*ass mutation abomination with no kid to care for
hear that beeping in your pocket? you’re about to go airborne!

[verse 23: veronica santangelo]
all that gun*toting bravado and you know you can’t k!ll this
i’m the protector of the innocent, you’re the poor man’s bruce willis
you’re only considered strong if you prey on unarmed pedestrians
and just to add insult to injury, your ass just got kicked by a lesbian!

[verse 24: star paladin cross]
you’ve crossed the wrong woman, and i’m losing my mello
i’ll drop the hammer right here and strangle this santangelo
you’re a joke to the cause, veronica, best to be wary
there’s a foul stench on the wind, no longer here shall i tarry

[verse 25: arcade gannon]
i have to give it to you cross, it’s you who reeks of incompetence
all 6 dislike strikes in a verse? it’s like a 2nd apocalypse!
mess with me if you want, an onslaught of enclave remnants
the only thing you represent is scr*p, see the resemblance?

[verse 26: sgt rl3]
i’m the seargent with no margin for losses, so good day!
i’ll let no f*g like you go and think you can play me, arcade!
you know i’m the one making it rl, it shouldn’t be alarming
god’ll sort you all out, another glorious win for the u.s. army!

[verse 27: ed*e]
it’s ed*e, and i’m ready to take you down!
i’m an eyebot duraframe subject e, and i’m from past hagerstown
i don’t give a fawkes about you seargent, you barely spit any rhymes
now it’s time to get whitney to uncreate you all in no time!

[verse 28: radroach]
why are any of you here? you’re just the player’s pack mule wh0res!
if i can k!ll a greaser’s mother, then this won’t be a chore!
it’s been known from the start roaches would survive the nukes
you can k!ll one of us, but we take whole vaults with our groups

[verse 29: feral ghoul]
all your brains are about to be fed to the undead
don’t travel underground or we’ll rip you to shreds
you’ll be reaved when we roam, weak fleshy swine
i’ve absorbed all i want of this, so it’s time to shine

[verse 30: cazadore]
flying by real fast, cazadores will take over here
you have no chance against me, i’m what all players fear!
i’ll buzz off and make a fuss, the reason hardcore mode gets hate
anti*venom can’t help you now, our numbers are too great!

[verse 31: deathclaw]
your pack against mine? don’t even bother to try!
you’ll find no sanctuary trying to run from these claws, bug eyes
you’re just a flying fire ant, don’t need mind control to see
think you’re on*par with my alpha race? i’m the true legendary!

[verse 32: colonel autumn]
the last thing i’ll have is these beasts entering a man’s fight
you’ve screwed everything vault scum, i’ll set it right a second time!
courier, you’re no better, i’ll send you back to h*ll as well!
i hope you heard me this last time, i won’t be repeating myself

[verse 33: caesar]
the legion’s taking this region, i’ve got soldiers a*plenty
suck my javelin colonel, your thoughts aren’t worth a tenpenny!
you just fight for bottled water, i’ll be the reason autumn falls
you’ll end up being brainwashed and surrendering, ave caesar!!!

[verse 34: vault boy]
it’s vault boy, so you best get your thumbs out of your ass
i got rhymes so strong, you couldn’t even down them with v.a.t.s
you’re the lousiest courier in the entire wild west, so go cram it
your flow couldn’t be slower if the ncr tried to dam it, godd*mnit
players come for the gory glory, wanderer, you give them a sap story
screw a bobblehead, you can stick this in your inventory!
from east to west coast, i’ll make sure you all get black isle’d
i’ll cause heart attacks by the number when i set both your worlds on fire!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle! whoo!

- mr jay rap lyrics

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