call of duty vs counter strike - mr. jay (rap) lyrics
[intro]
rap battle!
counter strike
vs!
call of duty
begin!
[verse 1: call of duty]
i’ve got tons of attachments for weapons that are classic
and i’ve got many campaigns, that’s a lot of action
a story and iconic characters like captain price
but tell me who can’t do all that? counter strike! (whoo!)
how can i insult, yo
you have better graphics than cs: source, but still i uninstalled go (d*mn)
these 12*year*olds will k!ll you cold
then scream about your mother on the microphone
[verse 2: counter strike]
you’re trash! i pave way for the cash
obscure futuristic cr*p deserves the backlash!
with 2 million dislikes soldier, throw down your guns
i’m the next big thing to fill up youtubers’ funds
redefining the genre, you’re about to get dissed
cause unlike me, you can’t surf outta this
strategy, complex, your squeakers have to b*tton mash
you’re the same thing every year, halo rehash!
[verse 3: halo]
i’ve never seen a worse display of combat in my life
but now it’s evolved as i restore order to this fight!
cortana leading the way, this franchise topples all
calm down cod! i know you’re used to running up the wall
and how can you counter*strike with graphics like that?
i’d rather force myself to do a battlefront contract
get no scoped, and maybe have my sword meet your back
either way, there’s no running from this lyrical teabag!
[verse 4: star wars battlefront]
let’em all know that battlefront’s on the attack
it’s a battle on the market when ea strikes back
going all in? that’s a lot of bodies that you’re riskin’
force you to the outer rim for your fits and your b*tchin’
you won’t be rebelling when some walkers come through
to silence all you squeakers and your angry russian dudes
pulse cannon in the back just to help your ass relax
i claim this bounty, just another finished jabba contract!
[verse 5: overwatch]
rehashing plot every year should be what you regret
stop! think for a second, then re*tracer steps
listen to my mcdecree, high noon’s when i strike
like lucio, my bars rhyme hardt on the mic
i’m widowmaker material, take the lead? i mei!
trash your copies like a junkrat as you’re blown away
top the scoreboard every time, no mercy given today
overwatch out when i gain the play of the game!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!
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