ash williams vs leon kennedy - mr. jay (rap) lyrics
[intro]
rap battle!
leon s kennedy
vs!
ash williams
begin!
[verse 1: leon s kennedy]
just like the cabin’s residents, your mori will take a momento
scrub this scrub from the earth who’s from natura demento
i destroy armies of darkness, made each one a carcass
with sharpness, my targets will find out that i’m heartless
kennedy reporting, time travel, spirits? that’s just some cl*ster brah
of doctor who you gonna call since i just busted ya
reppin’ the rpd with ada’s rpgs
turing ash to ashes like his friends and his family
[verse 2: ash williams]
groovy, this immune g’s got revelations to tell ya
it’s rainin’ this man, so you better pack your umbrella
i spit it raw with my chainsaw, this won’t be prеtty
i’ll dump this rodent in the trash like it was raccoon city
prеsidents and kennedys are the same in the end
both of which will just result in getting shot in the head
not even creatures of the night can turn me to a deadite
i have a bad case of cabin fever so this one will really bite
[verse 3: tank dempsey]
dempsey’s got rounds, a plenty zombies are coming in
these deadbeat freakmeats find a h**rd troublin’!
tank is approaching, finishing fast like nact der untoten
make these weasels go pop and the cycle will be broken
kicking ass and making mess of this rookie special soldier
use your guts as a bandolier, only then you’ll be on my shoulders
breaking the 4th wall, barricade it, bring it back to health
scoring 260 points and juggerknock your wary fates to h*ll
[verse 4: shaun]
i’ve come to wright every wrong, you can call me sean
slice a vinyl through your neck if you step foot on my lawn
i set these bars aflame, my sk!lls are supernatural mate
cause i drink at the winchester, umm, you got some red on your face
the bums of these bums will be as cold as a cornetto when i’m done
and here’s the plan: kick your asses, pick up phillip and my mum
take a cricket bat to your head, i’ll have you eaten by ed
this is the world’s end, retitle this three losers of the dead
[verse 5: rick grimes]
sicker than the flu, grimes reporting for duty
got my group ready to shoot if you come near carl or judy
no need to eat my brain to give you a piece of my mind (d*mn)
dale got more guts than all ya’ll combined
leave every place in flames, so don’t dare think that we’re equals
it’s the survival of the fittest, you’re f*cking with the wrong people
this amc’s woodburyin these threats that have arisen
i’ve got this win locked up like i threw it in a prison
[verse 6: george a. romero]
dawn is here, time for george a to save the day!
to stop these crazies from destroying what i’ve made
i paved the path for you punks, why don’t you show some respect?
you don’t know fright, this is the night of the living sh*theads
to be specific shaun, your parody is just horrific
my disses are apocalyptic, i’m the king, you’re just gimmicks
in the end while i’m sitting on my bed counting my stacks
the only thing that will be dead are your fans of the past
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!
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