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thread carefully - mr dan master & haberdashers' adams lyrics

[intro: hatsune miku]
thread care* carefully
tread, thread carefully
tread thread tread thread

[chorus: hatsune miku]
oh, don’t be stupid
doh* don’t hang by a thread
ah uwu*uh plea* please don’t
we won’t miss this, tell me you won’t

[cries for help: hatsune miku]
help, help me
ah! save me
save me, ah! help
help help ahu

help, help me
ah! save me
save me, ah! help
help help ah!

[pre*chrous: hatsune miku]
me
miku
eve
be*lieve
[chorus: hatsune miku]
oh, don’t be stupid
doh* don’t hang by a thread
ah uwu*uh plea* please don’t
we won’t miss this, tell me you won’t

[verse 1: mr dan master (grandfather)]
this grammar school or pay for private
as long as it ain’t the comprehensive
we ain’t no fools; we are deserving
unlike the poor, we are not stupid
he says he don’t know, just wants the best
deep down its a guess what my son is thinking

[verse 2: mr dan master (father)]
its scary
but also exciting
i’m prepared for this, i am ready
to do anything
take a bullet for blood relatives
especially my own offspring
this community will foster her
a good opportunity
to create someone great
i have a vision for my daughter
she oughta be an alter for my family
[verse 3: mr dan master: (eve)]
i am eve
and i am 10 years old
if i were you:
what would eve be to me?
i am just preparing
year 7’s coming
all of my feelings
become inaccessible
as i get older
today i have a vague idea
but no real agency
age is a ceiling, its a grammar school
they, tell me it’s good so
i feel okay
and its the first day of school now
i wonder how it pans out
when i sprout
my doubt should be left out

[skit 1: mr dan master (eve & jeorsh)]
hi! i’m jeorsh, what’s your name?
my name’s eve
eve, that’s typically a feminine name, are you a girl?
yeah, why?
[skit 2: mr dan master (deputy & headmaster)]
headmaster!
“master”, i see what you did there
what?
nothing, what is it?
there’s a girl in the school
a girl in the school?
yes, a girl in the school
a girl in the school?
yes, a girl in the school
what is a girl doing in the school?
well she got in
alright, well so what’s the problem?
there’s a girl in the school
for crying out loud man, i already nu dat
you’re* you’ve told me three times. what’s all the fuss about?
we* we’re a single*s*x school you see
alright, how did she get in?
she outperformed enough people to secure a place, so, according to our rules, she has to be given a place
nothing about her gender then?
well the rules on gender are for the ability to take the test, which has already been done, what is done cannot be undone
see, its* its a bit like using sandpaper on your roast chicken
what?
once you get all the chicken skin off there’s no putting it back
why can’t you tell her to just go to different school?
more importantly, why don’t you just not sandpaper your roast chicken?
well if i did it’d undermine the point of having an obtuse bureaucracy
oh right
and the plot*hole would still be unfilled
well the plot is more surreal anyways so it doesn’t really matter that much
what?
what?
what?
what? you can leave now
fine you stupid *

[pre*chrous: hatsune miku & mr dan master]
me
miku
eve
be*lieve

[chorus: hatsune miku & mr dan master]
oh, don’t be stupid
doh* don’t hang by a thread (thread!)
ah uwu*uh plea* please don’t
we won’t miss this, tell me you won’t…

- mr dan master haberdashers adams lyrics

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