super rat - motorcycle mike lyrics
[intro: motorcycle mike, president]
alright, you finger snappers and toe tappers
milk lappers, baby rappers
y’all wanna blow?
well, everybody say, “ho” (ho)
say, ”ho” (ho)
whoa
well, sweetheart, you finally showed up
uh, what took you so long?
(yeah, yeah, what took you so long?)
[verse 1: motorcycle mike & president]
a-wait a minute fellas, let me park my bike
i’m the king of the rap, motorcycle mike
just rolled through the desert, a hundred degrees
the fastest thing next to havin’ wings
my bike is bad, stayed cool through all that
when a friend called, ain’t let him down yet
it’s time to explain why i came to d.c.
why the boss hd invited me
the president sent out a proclamation
to exterminate rats across the nation
(what we gonna do? said, what we gonna do?)
yeah, can you fix it, mike?
well they called sonny boy from miami beach
and old j.r. from new orleans
gangsta ed from the motor city
big apple sam, he keeps the sewers pretty
but there’s only one fella that can do the job
for a [?][1:17] down with that mob
[interlude: president]
say, who is this tough guy?
[verse 2: motorcycle mike]
down in the ghetto where the garbage grows
there lives a dude that everyone knows
he’s a nasty little sucker, his t–th are green
he likes to make all the ladies scream
now, i know you heard of ben, he’s a star and all that
but let me introduce you to super rat
he got long grey whiskers and a hump in his back
don’t give him no d-con, he’ll live on that
the other night at five when i came home
he was sittin’ on the couch usin’ my phone
i was bein’ polite and hit ’em with a broom
when he pulled out a razor and ran in my room
i said, “hey, man, what you doin’ in there?”
he told me, “hey, brother, i’m just combin’ my hair
if you be cool and just leave me alone
i’ll tell you ’bout a set that’s goin’ on
it’s right around the corner and the girls are live
and don’t give you all that virgin jive
i’m the king of the funk, no t-t-for-tat
they all call me the super rat”
[chorus: motorcycle mike]
i’m the super rat
can ya hang with that?
i’m a super rat, baby
now run, tell that
[verse 2: motorcycle mike]
we went around the corner and hit the scene
all the rats is wearin’ designer jeans
mighty wore s-sson and mickey wore cadell
minnie shook her vanderbilts in front of the bear
well, we stepped to the boss who his cousin was there
he didn’t have the decency to comb his hair
his name was funkty-funk from the eastern land
he said, “i’m hungry, where’s the garbage can?”
everybody started to gather ’round
it was time for the people to throw the garbage down
the garbage came down with the speed of a coment
hit the ground, looked just like vomit
there was withered lettuce, hog head cheese
vienna sausage, cantonese
cabbage and pork chops, [?][2:43]
grits and cornbread and collard greens
there was unpaid bills and [?][2:47]
layin’ next to the chicken bones
[?][2:51], jack in the box
a big mac bun on top of some socks
and they was funky (funky)
well, super rat was bad, he out-ate ’em all
he mopped up a sandwich two feet tall
when super was done he stood way back
said, “everybody say super rat”
[pre-chorus: motorcycle mike]
super rat
i’m the king of the funk, no t-t-for-tat
what’s my name?
super rat
[chorus: motorcycle mike]
i’m super rat
can ya hang with that?
i’m a super rat, baby
now run, tell that
[bridge: motorcycle mike]
it’s a party over here (party over here)
it’s a party right there (party right there)
it’s a party over here (it’s a party over here)
it’s a party over there (party over there)
[interlude: motorcycle mike]
alright, you finger snappers, toe tappers
milk lappers and baby rappers
let’s get down
[verse 3: motorcycle mike]
well, they partied on, on and on and on
they partied down ’til the break of dawn
around ’bout five, fat cat came through
he said, “super rat, the party’s about over for you
i’ll be cuttin’ all night, knock out the crowds
y’all gon’ have to end this bout”
“hey, fat cat, you talkin’ jive
i’m just gettin’ warm, this party’s live”
everybody here ain’t ready to go
wanna party some more, say “no”
no
we don’t have to stop
we don’t have to stop
we don’t have to stop ’cause it’s five o’clock
[verse 4: motorcycle mike]
well those dudes squared off, but they was cool
they would settle diffs with the dance they do
they did the bop, the rock (did you see that?)
the fresno slop (did you see that?)
they even did the texas hop
they did the b-mp, the grind and the swim
and super rat was gettin’ the best of him
well, super rat won the dance contest
poor fat cat had done his best
super said, “i’m bad in more ways than one
and i can do other things besides have fun
i’m a poet, a scholar, a lawyer, i teach
when the spirit hit i can even preach
i’m a tough little mother, all the world agree
while y’all was sleep, i got my college degree
been on this planet since time began
you put a hurtin’ on my tail, but it made me a man”
[pre-chorus: motorcycle mike]
you done set your traps, tried to hold me back
but i’m super rat (super rat)
[chorus: motorcycle mike]
i’m super rat (super rat)
can ya hang with that?
i’m super rat (super rat)
now run, tell that
[post-chorus: motorcycle mike]
run, tell that there
run, tell that
[outro: motorcycle mike]
alright, baby, this is motorcycle mike, your dirty dj
for all you finger snappers, toe tappers
milk lappers and baby rappers
well, i’ll tell ya what i’m gonna do for y’all
i’m gonna go way back
get on my back and go way back
and bring old super rat
i can glide, i can glide, i’ve got cushion in my ride
but before i go
i got somethin’ to say to the ladies
you see, i’m not only on a bike, but i drive a mercedes
say what? (do it, mike)
y’all wanna see me dance?
i said, y’all wanna see me dance?
well, i can get down
way down, baby
down deep, you got to be a mother for me
i can slide, i can glide, i got cushion in my ride
i gotta get on back to my sugar rat
watch me, now
say what?
say you wanna see some more?
say you wanna see how low can i go?
well, i can get down even better than that, baby
just you watch me
i can slide, i can ride, i can glide
but i [?][7:39], yeah
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