un-co-operative - more fun upstairs lyrics
[intro]
(thank you for shopping at the co*op)
(please scan an item or touch the scween to start)
[verse 1]
where will we buy our last minute eggs?
what will we do when nothing is left in the cupboard or fridge
when we’re low on stocks?
co*op is gone * stop all the clocks
[verse 2]
when it is late in the eve
and we need carrots or broccoli
co*op was just down the street
it’s easy * t’was easy
[chorus]
at the co*operative
i want to throw*up in the fridge
that’s where your products used to sit
oh co*operative, oh how will we live?
[verse 3]
now our bagging area’s unеxpectedly
weighеd down with your memory
at night we can’t sleep haunted by your beep *
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
and we weep, we weep
[bridge]
you uplifted, we shoplifted (jks)
and you upped your sticks and went
you’re heaven sent
we’re h*ll bent
what shop will we frequent?
we’ve spent, and spent, and spent, and spent
(thank you for shopping at the co*op
please take your shopping.)
[chorus]
at the co*operative
we’ve been so low since you dipped
where will we buy our dips and chips?
oh co*operative!
(i’m not eating hummus from londis)
co*operative
you’ve got to show up for your kids
(pedro, that’s not dad!)
this glow*up’s burnt a bridge
oh co*operative!
(and there’s no way in h*ll we’re crossing an actual bridge to get to the other, smaller co*op, thank you.)
[verse 4]
where will we go when we’re late to defrost? (the co*op)
you’ve closed your tills and i’ll tell you the cost:
til’ you open your aisles we’ll be in denial
and lost, we’re lost
[verse 5]
when you return what will have changed
there’s not a shelf i’d rearrange
we see you have wants and we see you have needs
if you must hibernate then we’ll sing you to sleep
sing you to sleep, sing you to sleep
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