the great green squishy mean bibliovore - monty harper lyrics
in the ground they found a frozen dinosaur
they kept it hidden in a secret lab
the day had come the scientists were working for *
the day to wake this dino from his nap!
they threw the switches to their special laser beam
they did not see the bookworm on the lens
the dinosaur unraveled in a cloud of steam
when it cleared there was a startled creature blinking at them
repеat after me
he said, “rrrr, i’m hungry!
didja hеar that sound? that’s my tummy!
don’t give me no lines! don’t give me no looks!
don’t feed me no lip! just feed me books!
’cause i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore
i’m a cross between a bookworm and a dinosaur
you’d better feed me books or you will hear me roar!
i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore.”
they fed him all the reference books they never used
but the monster still was hungry and escaped
he broke into an empty elementary school
where he learned that spelling books cause belly aches
he gobbled up a bookmobile and belched out the wheels
he swallowed ten pay phone directories
then his nostrils started twitching like he smelled a meal
that’s when he burst in through the front door to the library!
he said, “rrrr, i’m hungry!
didja hear that sound? that’s my tummy!
don’t give me no lines! don’t give me no looks!
don’t feed me no lip! just feed me books!
’cause i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore
i’m a cross between a bookworm and a dinosaur
you’d better feed me books or you will hear me roar!
i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore.”
he found himself a fiction shelf and started to feast
the librarian was quite surprised indeed!
she grabbed him by the ear and made him take a seat
she said, “i think i’d better teach you how to read.”
the monster was a trifle smarter than he looked
so it took her very little time to teach him
and now he holds a whole new attitude toward books
every day he reads another pile * and then he eats them!
today he makes a living writing book reviews
he chews the bad ones up voraciously
he loves to put the new words that he learns to use
so now he’s speaking more loquaciously
he says, “hmmm. i’m famished
did you feel that vibration?
that’s my gastric cavity requesting bibliomastication!
’cause i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore
i’m a cross between a bookworm and a dinosaur
you’d better feed me books or you will hear me roar!
i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore
i’m a great green squishy mean bibliovore!”
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