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my toilet and i - monty harper lyrics

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my toilet and i had a fight today
it had some nasty things to say
so i opened it up and looked about
i banged on a thingy and pulled a part out
it gurgled and gulped, let out a long sigh
and drenched me with water aimed right in my eye

so here i sit cold, lonely and wet
my toilet has not stopped burbling yet
it thinks it’s so smart to have outwitted me
but i’ll show it a thing or three
i just won’t use that quarrelsome commode
not ever again; i’d sooner explode!

*explosion*

- monty harper lyrics

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