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moving to iceland - monsieur herr lyrics

i’m thinking ’bout moving to iceland
just might do the trick
set myself up with a pineapple farm
down in old reykjavík

you can put them on your pizza
you can pop them in your mouth
grow ’em at least twice as big as the ones they grow down south

well i booked a cab to lax like a good entrepreneur
there’s tropical gold in them there hills
i know you’ve heard this shtick before

but i’m an innovator, my societal role
sure, i’m dodging my taxes but i’m paying my toll
and if it don’t work out, i’ll just hit the dole

and now i’m landing at the airport, reykjavík rkv
at least that’s what the rhythmic morse code indicates to me
well i’m feeling rather green, though the people here seem swell
but it’s such a tiny island i don’t know how it doesn’t feel like an icy h*ll

well the climate’s sure a sudden change from sunny west la
but it’ll take more than barren tundra to break my will away
there’s more than enough rainfall, but one thing sure gets me down
tell me, is it normal if all my saplings sprout up dry and brown?
this place was not all it was cracked up to be
the soil could not support even a single tree
now here i am stranded on this desolate rock
fresh out of money and fresh out of stock

all i’ve accomplished is looking like a buffoon
may as well go drown myself in the blue lagoon
as the myriad of desperate thoughts enter my head
i think, well, guess i’d better try my luck down in greenland instead

- monsieur herr lyrics

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