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drive thru - monoxide lyrics

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it’s about f*cking time. i’ve been sittin here all night. ugh, the line’s long as f*ck

[random guy in car:]
“word? whats going on?”

nice, hold on

[window rolls down]

yeah lemme get uhh…
[drive thru employee:]
“sir, sir, no, i’m sorr…”

what?

[drive thru employee:]
“no, sir, there’s no smoking sir”

no let…

[drive thru employee:]
no, there’s no, put the cigarette out, sir

[random guy in car:]
what?

no, i’m in my car!

[drive thru employee:]
your car’s on restaurant grounds sir, there’s no smoking

your telling me i can’t smoke in my car?

[drive thru employee:]
yes sir, by being in your car, this gives me the right to tell you no smoking
what do you…that doesn’t make any sense

[drive thru employee:]
it makes perfect sense, sir, your car is on our drive thru parking sp*ce

it uh…what do you mean cause i’m in the drive thru, that does, i’m not in the restaurant i’m outside. what do you mean i can’t smoke?!

[drive thru employee:]
this is a smoke free establishment sir

you’re f*cking insane, what is wrong with…

[drive thru employee:]
stop cursing at me sir, i will notify the police

what do you mean your calling the cops?

[random guy in car:]
dawg, we gotta go

i’m having a cigarette in my own f*ck…

[random guy in car:]
pull off dawg

[drive thru employee:]
yes sir…
i’m in my car

[drive thru employee:]
the police are on there way sir, have a…yes thank you have a nice day

[random guy in car:]
go! go!

[car stalls]

sh*t, get the f*ck out of here
are you f*cking serious?!

[random guy in car:]
i’m not, but that sh*t your car just did is

hey, f*ck you, i’m on probation like a motherf*cker man

[police siren turns on]

aww h*ll nah! here are these m*th*f*ckers
aww man!!
d*mn man, just chill out, just chill out
i know how to talk to these m*th*f*ckers man
hold up….

(police man)
uh yeah, what seems to be the problem?

yes, the problem, officer, is that the man inside of the restaurant has called you, because i am smoking in the drive*thru

[police man:]
out of the car! get out of the car, and on the ground right now!

hey man i’m…

[police man:]
put your hands where i can see them

i was just smoking a godd*mn cigarette in the drive*thru!
man, this is some bullsh*t!

[police man:]
get out of the car! smoking in a drive*thru is illegal

it’s not illegal, what are you talking about? i was outside!

[police man:]
hey as far as i’m concerned, it is!

[police man #2:]
out of the car and on the ground

i’m on the ground, what the f*ck is wrong with you?

[police man:]
we got a [?] smoking in the drive*thru! we need immediate backup at the tasty burger on [?] now!!

hey man, wha*, hey man, hey hold on man, quit grabbin’ on me. get off of me, man!

[*mace spray*]

ahh!!! what’re you doing man

[police man #2:]
he was coming right at me

[police man:]
i’ll get him with the taser

[electrified voice:] awww sh*t!

[police man:]
he’s going for his lighter!

[gun shot, body drops]

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