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the amazing bigfoot diet - mojo nixon lyrics

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i married a bigfoot
i gave birth to my mother
donor wants his kidney back
golf cart on a rampage
couple of fleas talking beer
sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for cocaine

make others do your bidding
mom k!lls lover, stuffs his head in the fridge
i got a hotline to the dead

come on, lose weight now
all you got to do is ask me how
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet

three die in manure pit
k!ller granny freed
pregnant mom to be executed
hunters watch ufo battle
sheriff bitten in raid on snake handlers
play guitar in seven days
dad forgives dog that ate his son
it’s hubby’s law, he will execute cheating wife

non-stop weight loss
don’t start looking like a hoss
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet

mom gives self caesarean
girl k!lls brother over tv channel
nude sunbathers beat to a pulp
hunter bites crocodile’s eyes out
wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks
princess convicted of beating her maids
mom nagged our dad to death
i married a bigfoot
i married a bigfoot
at the dingleberry chapel
aw, let’s all say it now
b-i-g-f-o-o-t

come on, lose weight now
all you got to do is ask me how
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet
it’s the a-mazing bigfoot diet

bigfoots here, bigfoots there
goddang bigfoots everywhere

do the, do the bigfoot, do do
do the bigfoot burger
yeah yeah yeah
alright, here we go, skid

- mojo nixon lyrics

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