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gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb - mojo nixon lyrics

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alright now, a friend of mine named jay is going to be landing jets on aircraft carriers in the navy there
and he’s going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs
and he’s going to paint my face on that nuclear bomb
and on the side it’s going to say “mojo says hi”
so i wrote this song about it called “gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb”
goes like this, well

gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
all them commies better get up and run
gonna let that sucker fly
all the bad folks gonna die
gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb

i don’t want to stop living
just because the president’s fibbing
i don’t want to be murderized
them d.c. folks they must be kooks
put my face on a nuke
pretty soon we’ll all be vaporized

well down in moscow they had a powwow
they said that the time was really now
for the bombs to fill the air
them russkies must be stupid as us
everybody’s head is full of pus
now i got to change my underwear

captain beyond said
soon we might be all dead
but he knows a special place
won’t get one iota
of our brain quota
put all them bombs in outer sp-ce

i don’t want no nuclear freeze
no funny-looking skin disease
i don’t want my face blowed apart
so the next time you see a commie
might be somebody’s mommy
forget about them bombs and light a fart

gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
all them commies better get up and run
gonna let that sucker fly
all the bad folks gonna die
gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
gonna put my face

lord mr. president, mr. russkie president, with the jelly stain on your head, don’t be pushing the b-tton, i don’t want to die!

- mojo nixon lyrics

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