phreddie, the buck-toothed christmas tree - moes haven lyrics
[verse 1]
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree’s
life was not that hard
he spent his days stuck in the earth
or santa’s big backyard
he had bright green stuff
and some brown stuff too
you might not have known him
but he still loved you
[verse 2]
phreddie and santa
they had a little pact
phreddie wouldn’t bother santa
and santa wouldn’t k!ll phreddie with his axe
phreddie helped santa each christmas
but shedding him a wreath
and santa got him an orthodontist appointment
to fix his buck*t**th
[chorus]
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
your life’s as happy as it can be
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
will you be happy forever? i hope so
[verse 3]
every christmas, most of phreddie’s
friends were k!lled
all around poor, poor phreddie
gallons of sap were spilled
but that didn’t bother phreddie that much
cuz he had santa’s trust
but sometimes even santa
has got to do what he must
[chorus]
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
your life’s as happy as it can be
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
will you be happy forever? i’m not too sure…
[verse 4]
you see, one bright christmas morning
there were no other trees to be found
santa said “my dear, dear phred,”
“i’m gonna have to chop you down”
so he picked up his axe
and he took a big swing
aimed at his friend phred
and that’s the end of the story
because phreddie the buck*toothed christmas tree is dead
[chorus]
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
your life’s as happy as it can be
phreddie, the buck*toothed christmas tree
will you be happy forever? no!
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