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get me the f%#$ out of here - miz cracker lyrics

my meshuggah family arrives at my door
they may look sweet and harmless but they’re ready for war
my sister smiled lovingly then stepped up to bat
and asked me condescendingly “oh, you’re wearing that?”
no*one brought me presents
talk about passive*aggressive
can i slip out through the back?
get me the f*ck outta here (wah*ah*ah*oh)
everybody says the holidays should make you happy (happy, happy)
i’d be just as fine sitting round and drinkin’ wine alone (ooh, she said it, get the [?])

we’re gathered at the table for this dreary shabbat
[?] who just bought a yacht (oh, it’s wonderful)
the kugel is so dry it’s making everyone gag
and there goes uncle saul showing off his skin tag (grab a ruler)
my mom says that maybe i should ease off on that gravy, oy vey
everybody sucks, get me the f*ck outta here (wah*ah*ah*oh)
no*one that you love should ever make you feel this cr*ppy (cr*ppy, cr*ppy)
i smile and hope they choke on all these matzah b*lls (ooh, she said it, someone call a medic)

get me the f*ck outta here
whoa whoa whoa whoa
get me the f*ck outta here
whoa whoa whoa whoa

all this food is beige and it’s so nauseating
the way you turn potatoes into latkes, it’s grating
but nothing’s more d*mn grating
than my family celebrating
don’t touch the menorah!

don’t matter if it’s christmas, hanukkah or solstice, baby (baby, baby)
no*one wants to be here, no*one wants that winter cheer, yeah (that’s depressing, yeah)
get me the f*ck outta here

(i almost fell down in starbucks, there’s no place to sit)
(we forgot that it’s hanukkah!)
get me the f*ck outta here

- miz cracker lyrics

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