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song for europe - mitch benn lyrics

f*ck the germans
you’re clinically incapable of fun
yes you’re sorry about the war
but would you still be if you’d won
f*ck the irish
you’re lazy drunk and whinging hypocrites
yes we nicked your country
it was years ago, get over it
f*ck the french
you’re so bl**dy smug
you think you’ve got it sussed
that’s why your culture’s stagnant
and your country’s going bust
f*ck the dutch
vegetating in a mire of p*rn and joints
and i would say f*ck the belgians
but what’s the f*cking point

f*ck the greek
sliding down the path to no ones great surprise
f*ck the austrians
see germans, same f*cking guys
f*ck the fins
queuing up to [?] your pointless lives and then
lets the croats serbs and bosnians f*ck each other once again
f*ck [?]
and f*ck iceland that’s the country
not the shop, but f*ck them too
f*ck the swiss
hording n*z* gold, pretending that it’s cheese
f*ck the turks
have i forgotten someone… f*ck the portuguese
f*ck the ukrainians, the czeks, and the slovenians
the azerbaijanians and the armenians
stop pretending that your different countries
by the way its not blood funny
how you stitch it up with your eastern brothers
ignoring the west and all voting for each other
or voting for the russians to cover your ass
because if you don’t, they’ll switch off your gas
and that reminds f*ck the russians

f*ck the italians
no wonder you’re in chaos all the time
the only thing you tw*ts could ever organise was crime
f*ck the spanish
you idle gits in bed for half the day
f*ck the israelis and*
and the why are you in this contest anyway?
f*ck the danes and the norwegians
nil poeng again indeed
and for forty years of abba
f*ck the f*cking swedes

and lastly before things get to sour or rancorous
we’ve a bunch of stupid racist chavs
everybody f*ck us because we f*cked all of you at one time
yes while i’m here f*ck us

- mitch benn lyrics

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