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mister love christmas - mister love lyrics

it’s that time of the year again guys
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
nothing
cause i’ve never in my life had a girlfriend
i ain’t bluffing
cause girls are like tornadoes or like whirlwinds
if you aren’t independent and your foundation ain’t st-rdy
then they’ll take, all your stuff and do you dirty
that’s why this christmas i’m just chilling
makin beats that i be k!llin
i’m not high up to the ceiling
i can fly just like i’m krillin
now don’t get me wrong, all the girls ain’t evil they ain’t villians
i’m just talking bout the ho ho hoes that want you to have children
kids are like the grinch they’ll take your happiness away
cause you won’t get a good nights rest in 54 days
then when you have some free time, they’ll swipe it like swiper
uh oh. now u gotta change a dirty diaper
multiple times
and i know there is truth in my rhymes
cause i got four younger siblings, and all they do is whine
i’m so glad they grew up, the youngest one is 8
no wait, now there ain’t no food on my plate
man they took it all
i was feeling great gon eat some cake
man they took it all
i can’t even get mad i still love them
at least in my drawer i have some money
(isaac lemme borrow a ten or a twenty)
no get a job!

this chrismas all i wish is fame and fortune
so i can move out on my own and i can really start recording
thats all i want

- mister love lyrics

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