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aspirin 'twixt our knees - misbehavin' maidens lyrics

[verse 1]
i asked my mom how i could be the best i am
she said if you do just one thing, you surely won’t be d*mned
well, then i asked “what is it?” and she answered so demure:
“just keep your knees together, love, and always you’ll be pure.”

[chorus]
we were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
to keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
but then i learned a secret, a trick that i will share
my fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair

[verse 2]
when she said “be purе,” i asked her what she mеant
did she mean pure of heart, or mind, or always pay your rent?
but no, she said, none of that matters in the slight
keep p*n*ses away from you, and then you’ll be all right

[chorus]
we were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
to keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
but then i learned a secret, a trick that i will share
my mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair

[verse 3]
and though i had some friends abstaining happily
so many of us sat around, confused as we could be
a c*ck is such a tiny thing to have so much control
over our worth as people and our demarcated role
[chorus]
we were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
to keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
but then i learned a secret, a trick that i will share
i never had an interest in activities down there

[verse 4]
so those of us who wanted more decided to uprise
deciding for ourselves exactly what went ‘tween our thighs
we are the revolution, a movement going strong
of folks who are defined by more than someone’s else dong

[chorus]
we were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
to keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
but then i learned a secret, a trick that i will share
they still can bend me over and then claim my derriere

[verse 5]
abstaining is an option, but it’s not the only one
if / you play with someone else’s bits / your worth is not undone
if anybody tells you / you’re a sl*t or you’re a wh0re
say “yes i am” quite proudly and then / show that f*ck the door!

- misbehavin maidens lyrics

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