lotion gargler - mint blizzard lyrics
[intro]
(it’s me, i’m midgets)
[verse 1: mint blizzard]
mint on the beat, i give your dad rip
whip out my d*ck, then i f*ck on a kid
i grab a dude and i fill him with jizz
he simply stopped, so i push him, i did
b*tch you know i make sh*tty music
twelve*inch d*ld*, time to use it
whip the kids, b*tch i’m abusing
cum in her assh0l*, my jizz it be oozing
your mom gave me a colonoscopy
i want black d*ck inside of me
i got your b*tch, she riding me
get a strap*on, now she’s piping me
call me s*xist, b*tch i’m back
f*ck white tea, i’m smokin’ crack
i beat up p*ssy, it’s getting whacked
i f*cked your brother while in class
my d*ck is always super stinky
i jerk off to tinky winky
i f*cked your mom, then she stayed with me
your sis sucked off my little weenie
i climbed up from r*t*rdarion
and i do quick m*st*rbation
shut up, little f*cking asian
i will blow up a train station
b*tch my step sis just got stuck
so she gave my d*ck a suck
b*tch, you think i give a f*ck
pass it on to mr. luck
[interlude: mint blizzard]
aight, i think i’m gonna pass it no to mr. luck
i’m sh*t at meme rapping anyway
[verse 2: mr. luck]
ay, you know i m*st*rbate
’cause p*ssy isn’t what i ate
my b*lls are what i deflate, gettin’ bread off the plate
spendin’ all my bands on her f*ckin’ onlyfans
watchin’ girls get f*cked by their mans
got friction burns on my f*ckin’ hands
the name is mr. luck, and i got no b*tches to f*ck
i wish step sis was stuck
i wish she could give it a suck
i can’t stop watchin’ all this p*rn, my d*ck feels worn
my d*ck is small as a new f*ckin’ born
my d*ck smaller than a motherf*ckin’ th*rn
what the f*ck? i love to beat my meat, it’s so f*ckin’ sweet
beat it like an athlete, it’s a nice treat
beatin’ my c*ck feels so f*ckin’ good
beatin’ it so hard, i feel like i’m a jock, feels so f*ckin’ good
onlyfans girls is who i stalk, feels so f*ckin’ good
when i cum, it’s a shock, feels so f*cking good
ayy
[outro: mr. luck]
yeah, but like
like really though, like
like i don’t have any hoes
wha* i got absolutely none
like, like mint blizzard is like f*ckin’ two years old
and he has more hoes than me
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